Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia, where use of iron sights is known to be strictly prohi

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Images from the battle for Monrovia, Liberia,
where use of iron sights is known to be strictly
prohibited. Also prohibited are aiming, assuming
a supported firing stance, and any common
practice of marksmanship whatsoever.
Hip-Hop/Rapper/Gangsta shooting stances are
mandatory, the "Glock Foh-Tay" hold being the
most popular. Lethality is achieved by subjecting
the target to a wide swathe of area fire, similar
to un-aimed indirect artillery, or scaring the
enemy away with gesturing and aggressive hip-hop
style dancing while firing. Points are awarded
for artistic effort, style, fearsome facial
expression/vocalizations and blue duct tape.
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Note perfectly executed flamboyant sideways-rifle
"Glock Foh-Tay" running stance.
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Amazing height and style on this one. Sure to
impress the judges!
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"Yo Yo YO, Fo' Shizzle"
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The "bring your buddy along" firing stance
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Firing from the hip while putting on the best
"Game Face" and bellowing like an Ox - always
sure to make your enemy skeedadle!
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The "Homeless street person" anti-aircraft
firing position being executed with great
precision!
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Here we have a classic! The Prone Warrior "
firing position. Too bad the magazine spring has
blown out from the bottom of his beautifully
blue-duct-tape-taped jungle magazine setup.
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Here we have Liberian militia demonstrating the
"Soul Train" method of combat assault.
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The Nautical theme is ever popular, as seen by
this militiaman wearing the stylish Kapok life
jacket.Won't stop a bullet, but sure looks
Boo-yaa!
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This pair is executing the difficult "Phat Bammer
Swagger" shooting stance.
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The Phat "Batman Begins" RPG firing position is
new but hot.
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While this appears to be a well-rehearsed combat
assault maneuver, this militiaman is actually
trying to keep birds from crapping on his car.
Note the feather duster in the left hand for
effect.
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This Militiaman executes the one handed high
overhead blind shot. It is often used to indicate
that "Da Brizzles over there.
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And last but not least, these two are showing the
proper way to fire a support weapon using the
non-aiming duck-walk method, keeping at least
five feet of linked ammo strung out from the
weapon at any given time! Note the suitably
awe-struck onlookers!