The Confederates Win The War

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The Confederates Win The War

• By Ethan E.

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What The World is likeNow.

• South is its own nation.
• I personally think that is awesome.
• We can go hunting every 4 months which is more
  time to hunt than it used to be.
  
• Everything down here costs a lot less.
• THE SOUTH RULES!

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• Both the North and the souths military is
  slightly small.
  
• Were all allies now but still different
  nations.
  
• Like Hank Williams Jr. always says why cant we
  all just get along.
  

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• When I found out that the south won the war I was
  very happy.
  
• Things are so much better now.
• Even though we are our own nation slavery is
  over.
  

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General Lee

• Thanks to general Robert E. Lee the world is a
  better place.
  
• No Crime Is Tolerated.
• Unless of course youre a southerner.

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Our President

• Larry the Cable Guy is our President.
• Jeff Foxworthy is our Vice President.
• The most watched show is Blue Collar Comedy
  Television.

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General Lee
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Dukes of Hazard

• The second most watched show is Dukes of Hazard.
• It is about two young boys named Bo and Luke
  Duke.
  
• They get blamed for everything.
• Bo and Luke are people I look up to.
• Since south won the war the show was never
  canceled, like it was before I went to space.

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The Pledge of Allegiance

• I pledge allegiance to the flag of the
  Confederate States of America, and to the
  confederation for which it stands one nation
  under God indivisible with liberty and justice
  for all.

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The Causes and Effects

• Thanks to the Confederates winning the war my
  family has a lot more money.
  
• We live in a large peaceful ranch down here in
  North Carolina.

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• We still have a president and vice president.
• Our political parties are just a little smaller
  now.

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The Top Selling DVD

• Because everyone here is from the south our
  president and vice president are making some
  money off this show.
  
• It is called Blue Collar Comedy tour and even
  northerners like it.
  

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• Blacks are no longer slaves just paid servants.
• They are treated like regular people.
• Everyone is still required to take a hunters
  safety course if they want to hunt.
  
• I love how North Carolina isn't overpopulated.

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• If you are arrested you still have the right to
  remain silent. What you say can and will be use
  against you in the court of law.
  
• Only this time if you dont remain silent you
  get your arm broken.
  

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• Confederate is my heritage my way and thats the
  way I think it should be.
  
• Born in the south raised in the south.
• Southern Heritage Southern Pride.
• I wish life was really like this story but its
  not and Ive only got one thing to say,
  
• THE SOUTH WILL RISE AGAIN.

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