Tom Swifties

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Tom Swifties

• "I can't believe I ate that whole pineapple!"
• Tom said, Dolefully.

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Tom Swifties

• "That's the last time I'll ever pet a lion,"
• Tom said, offhandedly.

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Tom Swifties

• "I'll never sleep on the railroad tracks again!"
• Tom said, beside himself.

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Tom Swifties

• "That's the third electric shock I've gotten
  this week!"
• Tom said, revolted.

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Tom Swifties

• "I'm never anywhere on time,"
• Tom related.

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Tom Swifties

• "I won't let a flat tire get me down,"
• Tom said, without despair.

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Tom Swifties

• "That car you sold me has defective steering!"
• Tom said,
• straightforwardly.

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Tom Swifties

• "I've been on a diet," Tom expounded.

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Tom Swifties

• "I'll have to send that telegram again,"
• Tom said, remorsefully.

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Tom Swifties

• "I keep banging my head on things,"
• Tom said, bashfully.

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Tom Swifties

• "Look at that jailbird climb down that wall,"
• Tom observed with condescension.

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Tom Swifties

• "I remember the midwest being flatter than this,"
  
• Tom explained.

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Tom Swifties

• "That's the third time my teacher changed my
  grade,"
• Tom remarked.

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Tom Swifties

• "I'll have to dig another ditch around that
  castle,"
• Tom sighed, remotely.

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Tom Swifties

• "I've lived through a lot of windstorms,"
• Tom regaled.

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Tom Swifties

• "I haven't caught a fish all day!"
• Tom said, without debate.

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Tom Swifties

• "That mink coat is on wrong side out,"
• Tom inferred.