Whos That Girl

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Whos That Girl?
It started out normally enoughjust a baby, like
millions of others
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Until that fateful day when someone put a hat on
her head
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She did come by it honestly
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Some hats worked for her better than others
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Her mom kept doing things that made it impossible
to wear a hat, like putting curlers in her
hairbut she persevered
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Stylish Leopard Pantsa fashion trendsetter
Then she discovered that uniforms were as cool as
hats, especially uniforms with hats
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Soon, other strange things started happening
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Early Exposure to Flannel
She should have known something was up when she
looked at her role models, her camp counselors
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Girl scout camp was always fun, close friendships
were formed, and hats could be worn
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Life was only getting bettersea cadets had it all
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She just wasnt right sometimesshe was oddly
restless
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Even though she loved her job at the whistlestop
where she got to wear engineer kulats and an
engineers capshe needed to find her own way
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adieu to iowa
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So, Off She wentto the land of hats and uniforms
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Where she met kindred spirits
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Sometimes they even wore hats
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Where her love of adventure could be sated
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Where her inner weirdness could be fully realized
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Then, she was sent to germany, where once again,
she was alone, walking the streets in search of
her people
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Sometimes what she found was not to her
likingbut she had a great touruntil, the gave
her orders to go back to texas
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She would not look upon this as the best of
toursnot enough hatsand too many scorpions
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So back to germany she wentwhere the mountain
top living suited her well
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And her lust for new places was easy to
satisfynow if she could only find her hat
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Perhaps she could be a fashion goddess if she
couldnt find her hatthe 80S
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She once again found her peopleshe ventured out
once more
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And she continued her travels, hatlessshe asked
the pub mistress in england if she had an extra,
but she, alas did not
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Sad though she was, she returned once more to the
usomaha, newhere she started feeling her
mortalityand a desire to pass on her ways of the
hat to another generation
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Whos That Girl?
She started out with just the oneyou knowas a
test, an experimentto see how far the hat thing
could be taken
Success was almost instantaneous
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So she decided to try it two at a timethe going
was a bit more slowbut ultimately successful
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It was great to be wearing a hat again
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It was great to be wearing a hat againand
selling insurance
Insuranceagent
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Then, she made that fateful visit to
californiaand fell in love with the place where
all hats could be free
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And be butch in the citywell, that was always a
stretch
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So she got her first place in california and
started life anew
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But her sister made sure she could still wear
hatsor uniformsor both
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And where she could be one with the sand
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But most importantly, where the only drama she
wants to have is of this nature
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And she can be herself