Rotary Club of San Luis Obispo de Tolosa Demotion for President Mark

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Rotary Club of San Luis Obispo de
TolosaDemotion for President Mark
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• One of Mark's early inventions the "Tie-Kin", was
  a dismal failure despite his "You can really
  clean your plate after any meal" advertising
  campaign. Allegedly, Steve Lombardi accepted a
  payment in kind for his services, and still
  continues to give these out as gifts to clients
  and relatives.
• FBI picture before he enter the witness
  protection program. And sweaters are now used for
  a disguise.
• I'm gonna make you an offer you can't refuse

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• Officers Baker and Poncherello relax after a
  tough day on the Highway.
• Mark enjoyed many years of service with Proctor
  and Gamble as an under-cover deodorant tester.
• Lower Mark, Lower.

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• Mark's early career as a model for the K-Mart
  catalogue was understandably short-lived.
• Barbara is an example of timeless grace and
  beauty. Mark an example of dated 70s coco brown
  leisure suits.
• What's the nice Jewish girl doing with the
  masugana?

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• ..and for the rest of the marriage...she carried
  him!
• Is that one of those hippie baby carry things?
• Hurry and take the picture, she's slipping.

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• Duct tape was a vital component to Mark's early
  dating years.
• Mark working as a duct tape salesman at the PA
  State Fair.

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• Mark was a pioneer in nano proctology. Shrunk to
  the size of a pinky finger Mark was able to
  examine first hand the ravages of a poorly
  treated colon.
• Mark never saw the rock sneaking up behind him.

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• Mark dreamed of his boys winning the belly flop
  competition.
• The pool was the best place for mark to practice
  levitating the kids.

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• Mark quietly celebrates the recent issuance of
  hismedical marijuana card.
• The weather outside is frightful, my sweater so
  delightful...
• Mark's thinking "man I look hot in sweaters.

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• While Barbara was excited about the arrival of
  their first child, Mark remained strangely
  attached to his favorite kitten.
• practicing for the Olympic event "Family luge".

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• A lot of people didn't know Barb dated Jim Jones
  before he left.
• Mark takes his new marijuana card out on the
  town.

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• One of Mark's signature K-Mart portfolio shots.
• Yet again Mark had to pose by himself.

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• And the 5th place finalist in this year's Richard
  Simmons Marathon, Mark Furia!
• Don't ask....Don't tell. Words that Mark has
  always lived by.
• Hey, why wont anyone run beside me?

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• Mark makes one final check to ensure that his
  head is really attached before the race.
• I dub thee prince of the pink panties.

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• Many insiders have concluded that Barbara is
  legally blind.
• I don't want to be president of rotary ever
  again, honey.
• A nice sunny afternoon, a beautiful woman on my
  lap, yet I feel strangely irregular.

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• Proof that good looks are passed on through the
  mother.
• Mark and son celebrate another successful tagging
  project.

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• Mark's found the dynamic field of wheel-chair
  repossession to be enjoyable, but not financially
  rewarding.
• Mark's loving parents visited him while he was in
  rehab.

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• Jeff, Mark and Carl surprised the club with their
  rousing singing tribute to Somolian Pirates.
• Little known fact that Jeff, Mark and Bud have a
  record deal with deaftone records.

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• This isn't child-spree, this photograph was taken
  yesterday at Macy's in Santa Maria.
• The small child was nervous when the big elf came
  by.
• How often can you find a hat that matches your
  underwear so well....especially in June?

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• Ever hear about couples who start to look alike?
• It was probably the "Sing with me or else"
  attitude that the children found most
  traumatizing.
• Megan's Law required Barb to lead the Christmas
  Sing Along, while Mark (and his ankle bracelet)
  enjoyed the songs from the adjoining room.

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• "Has anyone seen a goofy looking grown man in an
  elf hat?"
• It's always a joyous day when Barb finds size 16
  hello kitty slippers for Mark.

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• Yet again Mark is alone in the picture and still
  finds a way to flip off the cameraman.
• I wish Paul would bring his own toothpicks to
  these damn BBQ's.
• I know I have a quarter.

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• Mark's recent efforts to revive the Tie-Kin,
  never got off the ground.
• Sorry, I prefer sweater with a lot of color and
  they need to make me look sexy too. I have a
  image to uphold.

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• Okay, who is that guy looking at my wife?
• Wow hot women I hope my wife does not see me
  checking her out.
• One beer makes him grumpy.

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• Mark knows that soon the drugs he put in Barb's
  beer will take affect.
• Barbara suddenly realized he did look better
  after the fourth or fifth beer.

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• Sheepishly, Mark returns the stolen sod.
• Like many of his better ideas, the dirt-pizza
  delivery service was somewhat less than
  successful.
• When they said come to a grass party, I thought
  it meant something else.

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• Mark finds name tags useful in virtually every
  aspect of everyday life.
• Advice Mark got from his mom. Never be caught
  with errant nose hairs.

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• Badges? We don't need no stinkin' badges, I'm the
  president of Rotary!
• Id like to introduce you to my Russian mail
  order bride.

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• Just smile and pretend everything is okay, and no
  one will get hurt.
• Separated at birth.
• Mark had no idea what Paul meant when he called
  him a foxhole buddy. Being patriotic, Mark played
  along.

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• Mark has a special way of making us all proud to
  be Rotarians.
• My surgery is scheduled for Thursday.
• Mark's 30th year high school reunion was a wild
  one.

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• What's the Tie-Kin dude doing with my sweater?
• Mark, whatever you do, don't pull Bill's finger.
• Bill introduces his new line of sweaters called.
  "Off-Mark"

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• Only the newest cow-poke really enjoyed the
  shared showers that water rationing required at
  the Ponderosa.
• Only Tony Bennet knows where Mark's heart lies.

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• Mark thought as president of Rotary he could be
  like Obama and print his own money.
• ....more proof that Mark enjoys his new card.

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• Tie-Kins...the perfect christmas gift.
• Donna Reed suddenly finds the stand in for gramps
  does not fit the part.
• Mark finally has a group of admirers even though
  their cut outs.

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• One is a goofy character who frightens children
  and the other is a giant bird.
• Someone tell Mr. Rodgers here to get his hand off
  my tail

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• Behind me are the files containing the permanent
  records of each and every one of you.
• Only two weeks left!
• Thank you Mark for a job well done.