Arse-nal

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Annual
Arse-nal
ARSENAl
ANTI
ELF!!
Beastwood!!
Chipmunk!!
Created By
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Here are some tasters from the annual
Jokes, pictures, past events,
this amazing annual has it all!!
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• Arsenal New Old Kit
• See exclusive pictures of the full Arsenal
  strip for next season inspired by the first kit
  ever worn at Highbury in 1913. Of course, back in
  1913 Arsenal weren't a major force in football...
  so no change there.

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Martin Keown
Unshaved
The Keown Ape (ugliuss bastid) A primate often
found on the fringes of the England team. It's
horrendous facial structure has excluded it from
acceptance within his community.
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Wenger Tries To Prove Players Arent Stupid
                 Arsene Wenger walks into the Arsenal changing room for their next game, looks at his players and says, "I'm not supposed to play some of you since our chairman said you were stupid against Man U. "So what I have to do is ask you a question, and if you get it right, you can play." They all agree and ask Wenger to start with their star players first. First up Henry. Wenger looks into his eyes intently and asks, "Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?" Henry thinks for a moment and then he answers, "Four?" "Four!" Wenger shouts loudly, excited that his top player got it right. In response the other Arsenal players plead, "Come on boss, give him another chance!"
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martin keown           ray parlour
     
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An apple juice carton called Jim           Patrick viera
     
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Jim
robert pires           thierry henry
     
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arsene wenger           Jaques Chirak
     
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Viera with magnified head
The Viera Giraffe (peahead criybabi) This long
gangly creature has an incredibly small head,
which contains an even smaller brain which makes
it prone to illusions. The Viera Giraffe will
often think he's been attacked by other creatures
and lets out an ear-piercing whine, when in fact
he is the aggressor
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Da-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
FATMAN
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DETAILS
If you want to contact us you can use
Our PHONE Number- 0800 456 789
Or visit our web address-
geocities.com/anti_arsenal_act
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How U can buy
Buy today for only
7.50
Available at all decent bookshops and football
stadiums
Don't delay, order today.
Remember, we all hate Arsenal!!!
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Our other anti-arse-nal products......
Our cool clothing range with amusing (but not
too rude) slogans - shorts - 4 T-shirt -5
Our video of hilarious arsenal muck-ups - 10
Our super CD with all of our great songs - 6
Amazing phone logos including pictures on this
slide-show - 2 each, 5 for 5