Most common visual in presentations today

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PowerPoint
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PowerPoint

• Most common visual in presentations today
• Technology
• Better and better

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Professional Presentations

• Font
• Background
• Glitz

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44 pt Font

• This is 32 pt font
• This is 28 pt font.

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Below is 20 pt.

• A Polish immigrant goes to the Wisconsin
  Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a
  driver's license. He has to take an Eye Test. The
  optician shows him a card with the letters 'C Z
  W I X N O S T A C Z'."Can you read this?", the
  optician asks. "Read it?" the Polish man replies,
  "I know the guy."

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Background

• I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other
  day but I couldn't find any.
• I went to the butcher's the other day and I bet
  him 50 bucks that he couldn't reach the meat off
  the top shelf. He said, "No, the steaks are too
  high."
• I went to a seafood disco last week...and pulled
  a mussel.
• What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
• Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the
  bar tender here?"

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This is Red

• This is Green
• And Yellow
• And White

Always test your presentation
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Glitz

• This is a very serious point
• ABC means Always Be Careful
• Now is the time for all good men to come to the
  aid of the party.

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White Trash Hurricane Survival Kit

• Toilet Paper.
• Bud Light
• Keystone Ice
• Budweiser
• Red Dog
• Misc. other bottles of alcohol
• Piece of plywood to float your chick and booze on

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• Avoid pennies and such details
• What if you must use charts or tables of data?

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Reopen Terminal 28 November
Begin Terminal Closure, 20 November
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Key Points

• Never read from slides
• Peeking is OK, but 95 of your eye time needs to
  be on audience.
• Face your audience

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Dont Eat Alligators