Something secret

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Something secret

• Ripe 40, Prague

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Praha A-Z

• Vanessa, mad lady from Linx.
• Organises nights out, she thinks.
• We know all Prague town
• cos we walked round and round.
• However, she did buy the drinks.

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5czabb1e

• IPv6 may be techno-babble
• And misunderstood by the rabble
• But when alls said and done
• Z only scores one
• In a regular game of Czech scrabble.

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Labyrinth

• RIPE 40 left us in a daze
• And were not easy people to faze
• But trying to walk through
• This amazing venue
• Is as hard as the Hampton Court maze.

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Imperial college ego wars

• To Prague for a techy affair
• To v6 we all should defer
• It may seem a bind
• But what we did find
• Was that night time conkers conquer

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• Test boxes now swisher than swish
• Give more figures than people can wish
• Graphs red green and blue
• Show how packets go through,
• Go around, and occasionally miss.

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Plane
full of loonies

• Henks filled up his toolbox with tools
• For measuring bandwidth, but rules
• Say you cant fill each link
• Because people might think
• That the RIPE NCC are all fools

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MPTS
Multiple People Trouble Shooting

• We learnt about MPLS
• And how to make networks a mess
• Every new VPN
• gives your NOC staff fits, when,
• A fault fix gets harder to guess

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Geek class

• RIPE 40 was marked by the crash
• Of Swissair which was lacking in cash
• Hans Petter was stranded
• When his aeroplane landed
• and his luggage was left with the trash