Computer Hackers

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Computer Hackers
Jameson
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• The bubble had MacAfee written on it. Suddenly,
  a strange man stepped out of the smoke.
•   Are you an evil person? the man asked.
• No. said Bob.
• O.K. Follow me.

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• One day, Bob the Gansta was walking down the
  street when he saw a man burning things!!!
  Suddenly, the man who was wearing a Minion Of Vix
  (for that was what it said on his name tag) was
  trapped in a bubble.

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• As they walked, the man started to explain.
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• Im Mr. MacAfee. That Minion worked for Vix. Vix
  is a black hat hacker (b.h.h.). A b.h.h. Is a
  hacker who hacks into other computers and tries
  to harm then. B.H.H. are also called crackers,
  for criminal hackers.

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• Of course, hacker is a generic term. A hacker, by
  definition, is someone who modifies computer
  software.
• There is also Wight hat hackers (w.h.h.) hack
  into computers and do well. Like tall the owners
  about security flaws or update software.
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• So is Vix a Wight hat hacker or Black hat
  hacker? asked Bob.
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• Mr. McAfee laughed. A B.H.H. of course!!! He
  blasts into computers, sends out Minions, and
  walks right out. Now, lets get you something to
  shoot with

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• A month and a half later, Mr. McAfee met Bob.
• O.K., this is it. Vix has made a mistake. He has
  started trying to hack into McAfee computers. We
  can attack him. Lets go.

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• At the same time, Vix was talking to his troops.
• O.H. troops.the MacAfee's will faal soon. we
  must attack.
• Translation-o.k. troops the MacAfee's have made a
  mistake. We must attack!!!

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• As the cyber- sun rose, the armies rode, closer,
  closer, closer. The Minions are attacking!!
  roared the sergeant Stand by for an attack!!!

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• As the armies clashed, Mr. McAfee and Bob snuck
  around the armies, looking for Vix. As they got
  close to a tent, Vix was sneaking up behind them.
• Ghaaa!!! cried Vix as he attacked.
• Mr. McAfee created a Firewall.
• Bob shot a bubble, which missed.
• Then, the fight started.

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• As they fought, the tent was flattened, the
  ground was burned up. Grenades flew and blew up.
  All in all, it was general mayhem.
  50000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
  0Minions were killed.

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• Bob, Mr. McAfee, and Vix fought. Bob was randomly
  shooting, Mr. McAfee was creating Firewalls, and
  Vix was indiscriminately shooting fire. Bob shot
  at Vix and hit him!!! Finally, Vix was knocked
  out.
• Noooooo!!!!!!!!!

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• YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! shouted Bob. Everyone
  joined in.
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• That night, there was a huge party. Tents were
  erected, refreshment stands stood, and people
  drank nonalcoholic beverages. Everyone was very
  happy.
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• In the high-security prison, Vix sat.
• Ill pay you 10000000000000000 if you let me
  out?????
• No
• 2000000000000000000000
• No
• GGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  !!!!!!!!!!!

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On Earth, computers worked quickly and
happily!!!! The Internet was quick and fast and
most of all NO POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Earth, computers worked quickly and
happily!!!! The Internet was quick and fast and
most of all NO POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Earth, computers worked quickly and
happily!!!! The Internet was quick and fast and
most of all NO POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Earth, computers worked quickly and
happily!!!! The Internet was quick and fast and
most of all NO POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
On Earth, computers worked quickly and
happily!!!! The Internet was quick and fast and
most of all NO POP-UPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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THE ENDP.S.- They named Vix because he has a
bad cold. Always