Hoops 101

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Hoops 101

• (Not Required for Carolina Fans)

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The Basics

• Are you a College Hoops Fan?
• Yes
• No, I could Care Less

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Good!

• Thats half the battle.
• Now, are you Kansas Jayhawks Fan?
• Yes
• No, I dont sleep with my sister

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Good!

• Now, since youre not a Jayhawks fan, you have a
  brain. Whats the best College Hoops team in
  the nation?
• Carolina Tar Heels
• Any Other Team

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You Dont Need this Class

• You are already brilliant, no need to continue.
• Great, Im Outta here!

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This is an issue!

• You are probably too dumb to continue, but lets
  try.repeat after me
• TAR HEEL NATION!
• TAR HEEL NATION!
• Nicely Done!

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Fantastic!

• You will be easily trained to become a fan of the
  greatest hoops powerhouse in the nation!

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Lets Try this

• And see if you can be easily trained.. Repeat
  after me
• Tar Heel Nation!
• Tar Heel Nation
• Good Work

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TOUGH!

• Youre a captive audience. Participation is
  Mandatory
• Lets try again

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That was Good!

• Repeat that until your Loyalty to your trash team
  is gone!

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Were Done!

• Your Education is Complete!
• Come back if your loyalty becomes misguided again.

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TAR HEELS!

• Everyone else is a pretender!