Shawn's Morning

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Shawn's Morning
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Its 700, Shawns alarm rings

• Shawn wakes up with a hop in his step because he
  sees how great it looks outside.
• Shawn hits the snooze button because 30 more
  minutes of sleep wont kill anyone.
• Shawn pulls the clocks cord out of the wall and
  sleeps the day away.

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Shawns wide awake and showered. Whats next?

• Shawn eats breakfast while watching TV.
• Shawn eats breakfast and studies.

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Shawn wakes up 30 minutes later. What next?

• Shawn wakes up completely and says to himself,
  Ill live through another day.
• Shawn hits the snooze button again.

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Shawn has slept another 8 hours. Its 300 PM,
what happens now?

• Shawn, now happy with his decision to stay home,
  decides to take a shower.
• Shawn, now happy with his decision to stay home,
  decides to watch TV downstairs.
• Shawn, not that happy with his decision to stay
  home, scrambles to school.

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The TVs on, to what channel?

• Shawn decides to watch some CNN. Nothing too
  exciting for the mornings, nothing too slow for
  waking up.
• Shawn decides to watch Comedy Central. What
  better way to get ready for the day than laughing?

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Nowwhat to study?

• Shawn studies for the geometry test in 6th hour
• Shawn studies the cereal box for anything that
  may remotely amuse him.

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Its 30 minutes later, and Shawns super late.

• Shawn hustles into the shower.
• Shawn hustles downstairs to the kitchen, opens a
  cabinet, and grabs a breakfast bar.

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The alarm isnt going off, but Shawns mom is

• Shawn argues with his mom and tells her that he
  should be able to make these decisions himself.
• Shawn claims that hes sick and cant go to
  school.

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Shawn has turned on the TV.Now he

• Cranks up the volume. No ones going to know.
• Goes to the kitchen to grab some snacks. Whats
  TV without em?

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Take a wild guess.

• Shawn gets an F on his geometry test, but nails
  the extra credit question about current events,
  raising his grade to a D.

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A life on the railsdoesnt sounds so bad.

• Shawn gets a 13 on the test, decides school
  isnt worth it anymore, drops out, and becomes a
  hobo.

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Hmm, what wondersa morning can do

• Shawn gets an A on his geometry test, so he
  begins to feel confident as a student. He cleans
  up his act, goes to college, and later becomes a
  senator.

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Cereal boxes pay off.

• Shawn gets a C on his geometry test, only
  because he knows how to divide and multiply
  (thanks to the servings on the side.)

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Starving, but hell live.

• Although exhausted and hungry, Shawn scores a
  date because hes clean and smells good.

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Full, but not complete.

• Shawns energetic and not that hungry thanks to
  the energy bar, but for some reason, he sees
  girls pointing and laughing at him while holding
  their noses

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Not too smart

• Now that Shawns arguing, hes grounded from
  everything for a month and must go to school
  regardless of whether hes sick or not.

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She buys it.

• Shawns not really sick, but his mother believes
  that only kids that are really sick would sleep
  through two alarms.

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Shawns mother is waiting at the kitchen table

• She took the day off of work to punish him for
  being so careless towards school.

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Unknowingly, Shawn evades his mother.

• Not only does he get away with it, but hes clean
  too.

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Uh ohtrouble strikes

• Shawn becomes frustrated because the remote wont
  work, so he throws the remote through it. He now
  has to buy a new high-definition television.

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Shawns on school grounds, but how does he enter
the building?

• Through the main entrance. Theyll forgive him
  for being late.
• Through the auto shop garage. No one there will
  care anyway.

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Shawn went throughthe main entrance.

• The vice-principals a very nice lady, so she
  lets Shawn off with a detention.

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Through the Auto Shop he goes

• The superintendent happens to be good friends
  with the auto shop teacher. Shawns busted and
  probably going to be suspended.

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The End

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