Title: Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
1Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
2If you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1
repeatedly.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
3If you are co-dependent,please ask someone to
press 2.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
4If you have multiple personalities,please press
3, 4, 5, and 6.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
5If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
6If you are manic-depressive, it doesnt matter
which number you press. No one will answer.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....
7If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what
you want.Just stay on the line so we can trace
the call.
Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric Hotline....