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If you are obsessive-compulsive,please press 1
repeatedly.
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3
If you are co-dependent,please ask someone to
press 2.
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4
If you have multiple personalities,please press
3, 4, 5, and 6.
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If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.
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If you are manic-depressive, it doesnt matter
which number you press. No one will answer.
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If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what
you want.Just stay on the line so we can trace
the call.
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