BRETT

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BRETT!!!!
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Brett is..friendly
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Brett is.an awesome bartender
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Brett is.Japanese Woman Approved
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Brett is..sexy!
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• Now, the competition may say that they are the
  best person for the jobbut I know some secrets
  about them!

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Megaton
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Chrono
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Feldman
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DC

• Actually 5 years old

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Ryan
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Kelly

• TERRORIST!!!

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Nani
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Scott

• Member of the FBL

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J-Rod
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What are the people saying about Brett???
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Ro Pirog

• President of NY New Paltz Anime club
• Brett introduced me to male musicians wearing
  makeup and skirts like woman. I feel he too can
  do the same for you. Thusly, I encourage the
  voting of Brett.

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Meg Richmond

• Brett once introduced me to his parents when i
  was shitfaced drunk at 3 pm in the afternoon and
  wearing a sealab suit!

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Alsoladies love Paper Brett
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.and some dudes too.
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Cuneyt Arkin

• Iktidar Brett büro sahibi oluyor on sure iyi
  acting iktidarým!

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Steven Seagal

• I dont need a magical dog to see that Bretts
  campaign is hot hot hot!

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Pedobear

• Actually, Im gonna vote for Nani.

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Charlton Heston

• Couldnt be reached for comment

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Garrett Hunter of Mega64
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Peter Staack

• "When engaged in LiveJournal combat against
  ancient reincarnated Chinese warlords named
  Edmond, I can think of no greater ally I would
  hope to have at my side than Brett. His ferocity
  in battle is matched only by his tremendous
  karaoke skills...

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Peter Staack

• He is a beacon of light, guiding mankind to the
  next stage in spiritual evolution. Trust Brett.
  Follow Brett. BECOME BRETT!"

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I can make your dreams come true!!!!