The Jungle

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The Jungle

• A guide to Navy ranks

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Gazelles Ensigns

• Although easily frightened, they have been known
  to stupidly lounge in plain sight of the lions
• Runs at high speeds, with no purpose or direction
• The slow and weak are frequently slain

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Cheetah Lieutenant Junior Grade

• Loner, feisty
• Makes the occasional kill on a weaker animal

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Lions Lieutenant

• Hunts in packs
• Can bring down a larger animal with coordination
• Easily slays the cheetah

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Water Buffalo Lieutenant Commander

• Aging, slower beast, but-
• Cannot be brought down by a single Lion

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Hippopotamus Commander

• Slow and cumbersome on land
• Safe in own environment
• Lays low to avoid enemies

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Elephants Captain

• Rules the Jungle
• Impossible to bring down except by his own vials.

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Hyena Chiefs

• Laughs continuously at the Cheetah
• Helps the Lions complete the kill on larger
  animals

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Sloth Warrant Officer

• Skilled in one area only
• Comes around only to feed and take care of bodily
  functions

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Dung Beetle Petty Officers

• Forced to deal with the crap created by other
  animals

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Sand Crab GS Employee

• Side-steps responsibility.
• Has a hard shell which cannot be cracked, even by
  elephants.
• Immune to dung beetles.

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Ant Contract Employee

• Lowest on the food chain.
• Extremely productive, but can be eliminated by
  even a cheetah.
• Dung beetles like to play with them.