Year 6: the inside story

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Year 6 the inside story

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• Excuses
• Excuses Continued
• Survival
• Escaping lessons
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Homepage
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Excuses

• For Homework
• You wouldnt punish me for some thing I didnt
  do?
• No
• Great, I didnt do my homework!
• Then run off.

• Also for homework
• I sneezed on my homework, and to prevent a
  biohazard I had to burn it,

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Excuses continued

• For being late
• I walking to school and I realised I was on a
  treadmill,
• I fell down a bottomless pit. It wasnt too
  deep, so I climbed out again.

• Stupid white bus with Ambulance written
  backwards just drove off without me

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Survival Guide

• Unless your not confident enough to use one of
  the excuses bring chocolates and wine if you
  forgot your homework! They can smell fear!!

• Consider investing a riot shield and suit if your
  in Mr. Fyfes class. Just in case he is in one of
  his black coffee moods!

Survival Guide
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Escaping lessons

• Start coughing and say sorry, slight cough. Just
  a virus. Very contagious. Rashes all over my
  body. Malicious diarrhoea. Uh oh here comes the
  runs! then run off.

• Jailbird.

Escaping lessons
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Us

• So, thats it. This is Adam Gill and Ben Parish
  for Year6 the inside story, signing off. Were
  always watching!!

Us