Pillsbury Doughboy

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Pillsbury Doughboy
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• It is with a sad heart that I pass on the
  following. Please join me in remembering a truly
  great icon. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday
  of a . yeast infection . aggrevated by repeated
  . pokes in the tummy. He was 71. Doughboy was
  buried in a lightly greased coffin.

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• Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their
  respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack,
  Betty Crocker, The California Raisins, The
  Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The
  graveside was piled with . flours, . as
  longtime friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the
  eulogy. She described Doughboy as a man who never
  knew how much he was . kneaded.

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• Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but
  his later life was filled with turnovers.
  Early in his life, he was not considered a very
  "smart cookie who was thought to waste much of
  his dough on half-baked schemes.

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• Despite being a little flaky at times, he
  even still, as a crusty old man, was
  considered a roll . model for millions. Toward
  the end, it was thought he would rise again, but
  alas, he was no tart.

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• Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough, two
  children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they
  had one in the oven. He is also survived by his
  elderly father, Pop Tart.

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• The funeral was held
• at 350 for 20 minutes.

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