I Started My Life As a Fairly Cute Baby

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I Started My Life As a Fairly Cute Baby

• Everything started like this. My mom brought me
  to this world thinking that Ill become someone
  and do something important. Oh, boy how wrong she
  was.

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Good Boy Only On A First Look

• A while after I was born I looked something like
  this. This was my good boy faze. I just looked
  like one. Dont let the looks fool you.

3
Hard Core Criminal

• After my good boy faze I turned into something
  even worst, shaved head bandito. People were so
  scared of me that they would cross the street as
  soon as they spotted me.

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Then I Settled Down With My Girl
She got me back down on the ground. Who knows
where I would be now if it wasnt for her.
Probably somewhere in a jail or dead.
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Married Man Faze
This is how I looked after two years with my
girl. I looked like a married man. Scary, isnt
it?
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Getting Back In Shape

• My friend, one on the left, took me to this camp
  to get me back in shape. It was survival in
  wildness for 23 days. We had nothing we could use
  ( a knife, fork or even a lighter ), it was us
  against nature. We managed to survive and get
  back in shape at the same time. Look my figure
  now. Ha, what do you say. Arent you impressed?

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Bad Hair Days
Getting back in shape had it consequences, like
loosing hair pigment. My hair turned blond. All
the sudden I was a stupid blond! ?
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