12 Days of Geekness

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12 Days of Geekness

• Courtesy of ThinkGeek

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1st Day

• BlueTooth Retro HandSet

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2nd Day

• Killer Bunny Slippers (Monty Python)

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3rd Day

• USB Activated Missile Launcher

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4th Day

• Scientists Finger Puppets

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5th Day

• USB Memory Sticks

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6th Day

• Mug of VI

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7th Day

• Swiss Army Knife

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8th Day

• Ethernet Link Check

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9th Day

• Assortment of Caffeinated Mints

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10th Day

• LED Binary Clock

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11th Day

• Cylon Snowbots

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12th Day

• 2007 Despair Calendar

• May 22nd, 1973 - Ethernet invented. Thus begins
  the ascendancy of the geek.
• September 19th - Talk like a pirate day.
• July 5th, 1687 - Newton's Principia is published.
  Math classes now more difficult with the
  introduction of this new fangled calculus stuff.
• Includes the following Demotivator designs
• February- Procrastination. Hard work often pays
  off after time, but laziness always pays off now.
  
• March - Compromise. Let's agree to respect each
  other's views, no matter how wrong yours might
  be.
• June - Worth. Just because you're necessary
  doesn't mean you're important.
• July - Teamwork. A few harmless flakes working
  together can unleash an avalanche of destruction.
  
• August - Consulting. If you're not a part of the
  solution, there's good money to be made in
  prolonging the problem.
• September - Cluelessness. There are no stupid
  questions, but there are a lot of inquisitive
  idiots.
• November - Achievement. You can do anything you
  set your mind to when you have vision,
  determination, and an endless supply of
  expendable labor.
• December - Idiocy Never underestimate the power
  of stupid people in large groups.