They say today's financial market is a ...

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They say today's financial market is a ... Jungle
or Zoo Bears, Bulls, CATS, TIGRS, LYONS, COUGARS,
COLTS, Bulldogs, SPDRS, OPPOSMS, SLOBS,
... Exotic Paradise Euro Bonds, Gilt, Bund,
Samurai Bonds, Sushi Bonds, Naked Options,
Bermuda Options, Rainbow Options, Butterfly
Spreads, Circus Swaps, Quantos,
... Hollywood Ginnie Mae, Fannie Mae, Freddie
Mac, Sallie Mae, Dottie Banquet Mae, Vinnie
Mac, Connie Lee, ... Kid's HOMES, MAPS, COPS,
CARS, DARTS, STARS, CARDS, Pictionary ARMS,
SWORDS, CAMPS, STRIPS, caps, floors,
collars, swaps, ceilings, shoulders, zeroes,
rights, warrants, scores, Minefield or Death
Bonds, Knockout Options, Poison Puts, Heaven
Hell Junkyard Options, Strangles, Junk
Bonds, Barrier Options, Shout Option Parade of
PIK, CMO, CVR, GIC, OID, ARP, DARP, ADR, RELP,
Acronyms AMPS, .. Parade of convertible,
callable, puttable, nogtiable, adjustable,
variable, Adjectives auctionable,
exchangeable, extendible, receivable,
optionable, preferred, deferred, covered,
subordinated, participating, floating,
amortizing, accreting, derivative, cumulative,
notional, contingent, synthetic, ...