Its David Bettermans Top Ten List

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Its David Bettermans Top Ten List!

• Top Ten Signs Youve Been Spending Too Much Time
  on the Internet

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Signs Youre Spending Too Much Time on the
Internet

• You get up at 2 a.m. to go to the bathroom, but
  turn your computer on instead
• You no longer ask prospective dates what their
  sign is, instead your line is Hi, whats your
  URL?
• You bring a brown bag lunch and cooler to your
  home computer
• Youre amazed Spam is also a food

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• You introduce your wife as mylady_at_home.wife
• After winning the office super bowl pool you
  blurt out, I feel so colon-right parentheses!
• You believe in Give a man a fish and he will
  fish for a day. Give a man the net and he wont
  bother you for a long time
• You look at an annoying person in the office and
  think about the delete key

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• Youre reading the scripture selection at church
  for the congregation and read, The Geeks shall
  inherit the earth.

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• You install a second phone line at home so that
  you can resume calling Pizza Hut delivery