TOP TEN WAYS TO FAIL SPANISH

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TOP TEN WAYS TO FAIL SPANISH

• 10. As soon as you can, throw away every paper
  your teacher gives you especially the colored
  ones. If it were really important, it would be
  in the text book or on the Internet anyway.

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• 9. Whatever you rite, dont worry abou grammer or
  speling rools. Wes dont needs em anyways. We
  aint worried bout no one understandin us cuz we
  talks n rites reel good.

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• 8. Homework should be avoided at all costs. I
  mean, we all know everything there is to know
  about English, and that only took about 15 years.
  There is no reason to think that we cant learn
  everything about Spanish in a 90 minute class
  every other day in a year or so. In the rare
  occasion that you are so bored that you actually
  do homework, dont even think about turning it in
  on time!

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• 7. Dont come to class except on Fridays and when
  were playing games. On those days when you do
  attend, dont come on time hey, we like Saturday
  detentions anyway.

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• 6. Never bring anything to class that is
  remotely related to Spanish. If you bring them,
  then you wont have room in your bookbag for
  chips, soda, CD players and cell phones.

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• 5. Remember paying attention is a waste of
  time. It causes you to learn stuff and that
  might cause a personal crisis.

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• 4. Only talk when the teacher is talking. Bonus
  points on the failure scale if you talk really
  loud after the teacher has asked you specifically
  to be quiet. Double bonus points if you never
  speak in class - even in English.

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• 3. The one thing that would help you the most,
  and so therefore should be avoided whenever
  possibe, is speaking Spanish. After all, you
  already learned to count on Sesame Street.
  Youve learned your basic phrases with Dora the
  Explorer and you have perfected your
  pronunciation with Yo quiero Taco Bell. Who
  needs more practice than that?!

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• 2. Never ever, ever study or review! This might
  cause you to remember material that you didnt
  hear in class when you were daydreaming. If and
  when you are forced you to study, or when you are
  soooooo bored that you actually look at your
  friends notes, be sure to do it in one small
  chunk of time. Gotta budget in the TV and Xbox
  time for later, and we cant have studying
  messing with that, can we?

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• 1. And the 1 way to absolutely put you on the
  failure track Avoid asking questions or getting
  help at all costs!! No matter how confused you
  get, no matter how many times your teacher asks
  you if you understand, dont EVER ask questions.
  Who knows the kind of emergency that can create?
  Who knows if the teacher even knows the answer to
  questions that arent in the teachers text! For
  Petes sake, this is NOT the time to find out!!!