Hurry dude I hear they are running outta beer

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Hurry dude!! I hear they are running outta beer
Im all over it
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The secret to a long marriage is to master
grooming your partner .. As demonstrated by Rico
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Its true He is strong enough for a man But made
for a woman
I dont know where I am!!!
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Oddly enough. The strangest thing we discovered
in Puerto Rico is their strange ritual of
drinking ARMPIT JUICE!!!!!!!!!!
I just did my pilates
MMMM fresh squeezed
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So we Of course brought their culture back to
Syracuse and tried drinking our own Armpit Juice.
It didnt seem to catch on
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And on Rare occasion things went extremely wrong
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MMMMmmmmmmm These were niiiiiice! Ya had
to be there
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Crap!! Im out 300 Bucks already
Come on baby. Poppa needs a new pair of shoes.
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Uh oh!!!!!!
He-hee
Was that you?!
RIIIIIIIIPPPPPPPP!!!!
Wow
What the HELL was that
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Now that we are married, this is the ONLY thing I
have to put in my mouth
Hee-Hee I just scratched my butt
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Geeze, Ever since I got this ring..
You know.. ROB, I slaved all day over a HOT
stove.I cleaned.I Vacuumed.. did the laundry
called your mother.Sewed your underwear!!! Do I
get even a thank you?! Or a Hey
Pedro..everything looks great.,,let me take you
out to a fancy dinner No no never! Im tired of
being treated like a maid cant you appreciate me
for my mind and not treat me like a piece of
meat. I have feelings TOO ROB. You know Musta
gets taken out for nice things and appreciated
Why cant you be more like
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Gee Brain What do you want to do tonite?
Same thing we do every night Pinky
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A Pappcicle
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There really was NO other way to fix the
shrinkage than this.
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I take Discover card
I charged Rob this much
Thanks for getting me the Lap dance Darcie
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Im telling you dude Justin Timberlake has it
allllll over K-Fed!
OOOo, U did NOT just Diss his K-Fed
Everyone knows Marky Mark cant be topped
Are you Dissin my K-Fed??!!