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Title: How to Make Love to a Cannibal


1
How to Make Love to a Cannibal
  • Van Huynh, Odin Ifrim, Minh Nguyen and Massaer
    Gaye

2
CARDINAL RULES OF CANNIBALISM
  • 1-Predators
  • Its never too early to start
  • Never pick on someone your own size
  • Ponder the small risk of remaining a virgin

3
Dear Dr. Tatiana,Im a European praying mantis,
and Ive noticed I enjoy sex more if I bite my
lovers heads off first. Its because when I
decapitate them they go into the most thrilling
spasms. Somehow they seem less inhibited , more
urgent-its fabulous. Do you find this too?
I like Em Headless in
Lisbon
4
European praying mantisStagmantis religiosa
  • Sexual Cannibalism
  • Where one mate eats another
  • Only occurs 5 31
  • Why?
  • Large appetite
  • Ejaculate faster
  • Brain inhibits sex behavior

5
Mantis Mating
6
Grandmothers Footstep
  • Male praying mantis
  • Pre-mating behavior
  • Mount from behind
  • Escape to mate another day
  • Dont make a false move or it will be your last!
  • Size
  • Male vs Female

7
Accidents Happen
  • Life in Captivity
  • Third of cannibalism observed
  • Means of survival
  • Been observed in wild and captivity
  • European praying mantis
  • I ate my lover by Mistake
  • No mistake
  • Several spiders

8
2 Points of View
  • Males
  • Deselected from population
  • Passing on his genes
  • Nutritional investment to his offspring
  • Females
  • Meal ticket
  • Getting her eggs fertilized
  • Reduce cost

9
Dear Dr. Tatiana,Im an Australian redback
spider, and Im a failure. I said to my darling,
Take, eat, this is my body, and I vaulted into
her jaws. But she spat me out and told me to get
lost. Why did she spurn the ultimate sacrifice?
Wretched in the Wilderness
10
Dying to have sexLatrodectus hasselti
  • Prolonging intercourse increases the chances that
    his sperm will fertilize her eggs
  • Satisfying her urges
  • Providing nutrition to insure a large batch of
    eggs

11
  • 100 sure to be the date and the dinner as well?
  • Then enjoy life for while,

12
And let your offspring celebrate your heroism
13
  • 2- Victims
  • Never get eaten during foreplay
  • Not sure to pass on your genes?
  • Escape strategies are available
  • Make love on a full stomach
  • Whack your partner
  • Toss her in the air
  • Tie her down
  • Or simply do not approach her

14
Make Love On A Full Stomach Natalia and Vadim
Nephila clavipes
15
  • toss your lover and get away Lycosa Rabida
  • give her a few whacks
  • Paruroctonus mesaensis
  • get it done very quickly Hermissenda crassicornis
  • give her something to suck on Argyrodes zonatus

16
Stay away from other females
  • Other females been caught eating their lovers
  • More than 80 species

Emperor Scopions (Pandinus imperator )
Midges (Culicoides impunctatus )
17
Being a Gentleman Who says Chivalry is Dead?
  • Give her a shoulder to cry on in her time of need
  • (Ovalipes catharus)
  • Shell reward you with quite the prize

18
Survival of the Kinkiest When Chivalry Fails
  • Gag Her
  • Tetragnatha extensa
  • Bondage
  • Xysticus cristatus

19
Go Make Me a Sandwich
  • Males dont eat females during sex. However,
    after sex, they usually have a craving for a
    little snack
  • Nereis caudata

20
So keep in mind that.
  • Its never too early to start!
  • Never pick on someone your own size!

The sand shark
Amoeba
21
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    27, 2005 fromhttp//www.austmus.gov.au/spiders/
  • Booth, J.D., Naylor, J.R., Webber, W.R. A guide
    to offshore crabs found in New Zealand Waters.
    pg. 14. Shark pic
  • Doughty, M. (2002, October 19). The Female
    Praying Mantis Sexual Predator or Misunderstood.
    Retrieved May 26, 2005, from http//serendip.bryn
    mawr.edu/biology/b103/f02/web1/mdought.html
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    Creation 1st Ed. New York, NY Henry
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    clavipes. Medical University of South Carolina.
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    uttle.html

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Images
  • Slide 4
  • Fig 1-Praying mantis mating http//www.pbase.com/e
    ricmangl/mantis
  • Slide 5
  • Fig 1-Praying mantis cannibalism
    http//www.pbs.org/wgbh/evolution/library/01/6/1_0
    16_05.html
  • Slide 7
  • Fig 1-Praying mantis caged
  • http//www.maskedflowerimages.com/photos_mantis.ht
    ml
  • Fig 2-Redback spider cannibalism
  • http//www.amonline.net.au/spiders/dangerous/redba
    ck/
  • Slide 8
  • Fig 1-Praying mantis in bed
  • http//www.unleadedjokes.com/html/Facts.html
  • Paddle Crab Pic Booth, J.D., Naylor, J.R.,
    Webber, W.R. A guide to offshore crabs found in
    New Zealand Waters. pg. 14. http//www.fish.govt.n
    z/commercial/info/species/crab-id-guide.pdf
  • Shark pic http//oceanexplorer.noaa.gov/explorati
    ons/02hawaii/logs/sep19/sep19.html for
  • Nereis Pic http//www.mbl.edu/animals/images/nere
    is.virens.jpg
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