Voice ringtones (funny human speech)

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Voice ringtones(funny human speech)

• MicroMedia s.r.o. presents

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• MicroMedia voice ringtones

Alarm alert

Wakey wakey, jump out of bed! Stretch! And lets
get to it! And a somersault to the front and a
somersault to the back! And the front and the
back and the front and the back
Wakey wakey, jump out of bed! Stretch! And lets
get to it! And a somersault to the front and a
somersault to the back! To the front, to the
back, to the front, to the back
The last one out of the shower washes the
breakfast dishes!
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• MicroMedia voice ringtones

Alarm alert


The sun is up, the flowers blooming, the birdies
tweeting another one of those daysUhhh But
somebodys gotta go to work
(version 1) Keep sleeping! Im the alarm
clock, but hey, relax. Forget about work! Stay in
bed. War and comfy!
(version 2) Keep sleeping! Im the alarm clock,
but hey, relax. Forget about work! Stay in bed.
War and comfy!
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• MicroMedia voice ringtones

Alarm alert

(version 1) Ring! Ring! Fuck! Morning!
Shit! (version 2) Ring! Ring! Fuck! Morning!
Shit!
Hey! You think you can just sleep all day? I
cant sleep all day, so you cant sleep all day!
Its time you bastards get up! This time, you
gonna kiss the mud!

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Ringtones


(version 1) Hello! Hello! HelloHi! Whats new?
(version 2) Hello! Hello! HelloHi! Whats
new?
I'm going to keep ringing until you do something
terrible to me!

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Ringtones


(version 1) Ring ring ringo ringo.ringa ding
sing! Ring! Ring! Ring!
(version 2) Ring ring ringo ringo.ringa
ding sing! Ring! Ring! Ring!
Hey! Lady! Lady! Im here in your bag, and Im
ringing like hell!
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Ringtones


(version 1) RingIt's your boyfriend calling!
(version 2) RingIt's your boyfriend calling!
(version 3) RingIt's your boyfriend calling!

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Ringtones


(version 1) RingIt's your girlfriend calling!
(version 2) RingIt's your girlfriend
calling!
(version 3) RingIt's your girlfriend calling!

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Ringtones


(version 1) RingIt's your husband calling!
(version 2) RingIt's your husband calling!
(version 3) RingIt's your husband calling!

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Ringtones


(version 1) RingIt's your wife calling!
(version 2) RingIt's your wife calling!
(version 3) RingIt's your wife calling!

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(version 1) RingIt's your lover calling!
(version 2) RingIt's your lover calling!
(version 3) RingIt's your lover calling!

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Ringtones


(version 1) Im calling! Im calling! Im
calling! I said, Im fucking calling!
(version 2) Im calling! Im calling! Im
calling! I said, Im fucking calling!
Hey! Whoa! Lady! Lady! Hey! Im here in your bag,
and Im ringing like hell!
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Ringtones


(version 1) Hello Helloexcuse meuhhh, I'm here
in your pocket
(version 2) Hello Helloexcuse meuhhh, I'm
here in your pocket
Hey! Lady! Lady! Hey! Im here in your bag, and
Im ringing like hell!
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Ringtones


Hello!... Hello!... Excuse me, uhhh, I'm here in
your pocket.
Hello... uhhh... Excuse me, uhhh, I'm here
in your pocket.
Hey! Whoa! Lady! Lady! Hey! Im here in your bag,
and Im ringing like hell!
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Ringtones
(version 1) Your call, Sir!
(version 1) Your call, Miss!


(version 1) Your call, Master!
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(version 2) Your call, Miss!
(version 2) Your call, Sir!
(version 2) Your call, Master!
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• MicroMedia voice ringtones

Ringtones
(version 1) Hello? Uh Hello Do you have a
minute? I need someone to listen to
me. (version 2) Hello? Uh Hi Do you have a
minute? I need someone to listen to me.



(version 1) Hello? Uh Hi Do you have a minute?
I really need someone to listen to me.
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Ringtones


(version 2) Hello? Uh Hello Do you have a
minute? I really need someone to listen to
me.

They said turn off your phone during the meeting!

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• MicroMedia voice ringtones

SMS alert


A message, my captain
A text message, Sir
A text message, Madam
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SMS alert


The Captain has a message!
An incoming message from headquarters!
The communications officer is sending a message
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SMS alert


A message from the Klingons
Read the damn message!
Your 160 characters, Sir
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SMS alert


Oh, shit!
Ah, shit!
Would you care for a short message, Sir?
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SMS alert


News from home
News from home
Someones writing to you!
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• MicroMedia voice ringtones

SMS alert
(version 2) Ring! Ring! A new SMS!
(version 1) Ring! Ring! A new SMS!


(version 3) Ring! Ring! A new SMS!
(version 4) Ring! Ring! A new SMS!
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Technical data

• We offer this voice content in resolutions
• AMR
• MP3 56kbit stereo
• RMF
• SMAF
• WAV GSM
• WAV IMA ADPCM
• If you want to know which handsets support the
  data formats above or you need further data
  formats, don't hesitate and contact us.

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