Funny job ads by HR recruitment firm

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Funny job ads by HR recruitment firm
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COMPETITIVE SALARY

• We remain competitive by paying less than our
  competitors.

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FLEXIBLE HOURS

• Work 50 hours get paid for 32.5.

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GOOD COMMUNICATION SKILLS

• Management communicates, you listen, figure out
  what they want you to do.

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ABILITY TO HANDLE A HEAVY WORKLOAD

• You whine, you're fired.

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CAREER-MINDED

• We expect that you will want to flip hamburgers
  until you are 70.

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SELF-MOTIVATED

• Management won't answer questions

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SOME OVERTIME REQUIRED

• Some time each night and some time each weekend

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COMPETITIVE ENVIRONMENT

• We have a lot of turnover.

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SALES POSITION REQUIRING MOTIVATED SELF-STARTER

• We're not going to supply you with leads
  there's no base salary you'll wait 30 days for
  your first commission check.

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WORK ATMOSPHERE

• We don't pay enough to expect that you'll dress
  up well, a couple of the real daring guys wear
  earrings.

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SOME PUBLIC RELATIONS REQUIRED

• If we're in trouble, you'll go on TV and get us
  out of it.

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SEEKING CANDIDATES WITH A WIDE VARIETY OF
EXPERIENCE

• You'll need it to replace three people who just
  left.

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Produced by

• It is a resume parser software and analyzer
  itself
• Process 25000 resumes in one night.
• Reduce Resume screening process by 80.
• Easy integration and faster responses.