The following quiz consists of four questions that tell you whether or not you are qualified to be a

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The following quiz consists of four questions
that tell you whether or not you are qualified to
be an 8th grade student. The questions are not
that difficult. You just need to think like an
8th grade student.
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How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
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Answer Open the refrigerator, put the giraffe
in, and close the door!
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Question 1

• This question tested whether you do simple things
  in a complicated way or not.

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How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
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Answer

• Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put
  in the elephant and close the door.

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Question 2

• This question tests your foresight.

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The Lion King is hosting an animal conference.
All the animals attend except one. Which animal
does not attend?
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Answer

• The elephant. The elephant is in the
  refrigerator!

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Question 3

• This tests if you are capable of comprehensive
  thinking.

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OK, if you did not answer the last
three questions correctly, this one may be your
last chance to test your qualifications to be an
8th grader. 4. There is a river filled with
crocodiles. How do you cross it?
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Simply swim through it. All the crocodiles are
attending the animal meeting!
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Question 4
This question tests your reasoning ability.
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If you answered four out of four questions
correctly, you are ready to be an 8th grader. You
will do very well this year and probably wont
even have to study.
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If you answered three out of four, you have some
catching up to do but there's hope for you.
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If you answered two out of four, consider a
career in road kill removal or waste management
(that ispicking up trash on the side of the
road).
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If you answered one out of four, try selling your
blood plasma. It's the only way you will ever
make any money.
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If you answered none correctly, consider a career
that does not require any higher mental functions
at all, such as law or politics.