Man Caves will never have flowers unless its a blooming Cactus

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Man Cave Law
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Man Caves will never have flowers (unless its a
blooming Cactus)
If a Cave is so equipped, the toilet seat will
always be in the up position
Women are allowed in the Man Cave only by
invitation
Only men have decorating authority
Neon signs of any type are accepted
Doilies are never allowed
Reality shows will not be viewed in the Cave
Fart game rules apply - No Crop Dusting or
Trailers - You must stay where you farted -
Owner of the Fart must claim such Fart
Beer must ALWAYS be cold
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Complaining about Cave Owners type of beer is
prohibited
BYOB is allowed and encouraged
No umbrella drink with umbrellas
If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, youd
better be talking about his choice of beer
There is no reason for guys to watch ice skating
or gymnastics. Ever.
If a mans fly is down, a notification of the
Barn Door is open must be made
Wasting beer is not allowed
It is not permissible, in the pursuit of humor,
to tap the top of another mans beer bottle with
the bottom of your beer bottle, causing the other
mans beer bottle to fizz over (see Man Cave Law
entry above)
Healthy and wellness law No matter what anyone
says, lifting beer and a remote is exercise
What happens in the Man Cave, stays in the Man
Cave