HKN

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HKN

• Spring 2000

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Blasts From the Past
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Geez, what a lousy website, I know Ill never go
to Stanfurd.
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Good ol HKNers
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General Protection Fault Abort, Retry, or Fail
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Lets build up some static electricity!
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You da man!!!
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Officer Retreat Tahoe
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Hey there our vehicle broke down. Do you think
you honeys could lend a ride to a few good
looking guys?
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Do I make you horny?
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Mafia!!!
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Mafia isnt a spying game you moron!
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Ill flash that camera right back at you, slick!
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Whys everyone looking at Rishi?
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Do I make you horny, BABY!
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Well Paul you may be able to whoop us at Super
Smash Bros., but we have to say that your
strategy is just plain CHEAP.
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No, YOU da man!!!
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How many engineers does it take to get the
frisbee off of the roof?
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Alumni Dinner TGI Fridays
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Applaud Mr. calbear_at_stanford.edu
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I also live dangerously!
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Potluck
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Yeah I hate wearing name tags.
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Watch out for invaders who come to steal our
food.
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Hey! Youre not supposed to spin!
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but I know something you dont I am not
left-handed!
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Hey whats with this thing? How come theres no
monitor or mouse?
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I think I figured it out. It must be that new
wireless technology.
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David, do you have a three?
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Nope, go fish!
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Wait a second, what am I talking about? We are
playing Clue!!!
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Paul says there will be no more ping-pong for HKN.
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We agree with Paul
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We agree with Paul
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Do you agree with Paul?
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Do you agree with Paul?
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Tilden Picnic
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Boy, am I hungry.
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How many engineers does it take to light a fire?
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The world will never know!
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You put your left foot in, and you shake it all
about
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Im not hungry anymore.
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HKN Career Fair
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Theyre making me write some silly C function.
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Haha, she has to write some silly C function.
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My name is Boxin. They call me that because Im
good at boxing. Wanna hire me?
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You put the camera down first.
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Yes, Ive heard a lot about your company and all
the free stuff you are giving away.
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So, I see you have put the equivalent resistance
in volts?
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General Meetings
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In HKN, we teach you how to move faster than
bullets. Gagan, show them what you can do.
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He is THE ONE!!!
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HKN doesnt mind that I come and eat all their
food.
Patsy
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(Sumeet isnt an HKN member either.)
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EECS is definitely the best for anyone.
Companies want us, friends envy us, and the
girls? They dig us -gt
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Im about to puke so please stop singing happy
birthday to me.
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Hey dude with the camera, can you let us in so
we can get some pizza?
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General Meeting 3
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Man I havent gotten this high in a while. What
stuff is in this Chinese food?
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Whys everyone looking at Rishi?
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Hanz and Franz
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Hi Im Justin Liu and I like to work with James
on slide shows.
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Hey Summer, why did you go around taking mug
shots of everybody?
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Well, thanks a lot, Summer.
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Broomball
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EJC free broomball? HKN vs the world!
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We need you on OUR side Bernie.
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Im ready to whoop some UPE a_at_!!.
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Nice move uglies. But HKN is just getting
warmed up here!
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Shally and Diana cant wait to play!
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Everyone ready? Remember, get them when they
are most vulnerable!
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Uh-oh! Paul says the ice should be for playing
FRISBEE, not broomball
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Frisbee Paul???
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Yes, frisbee.
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Of course, everyone turn in their sticks, cmon
you guys!
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All right. Here you go
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But we didnt even get to play!
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Nobody knows my sorrow .
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All I wanted was just a little bit of broomball!
Wahhhh!
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Okay, maybe youre right. The ice can be for
broomball too!
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Lets Rock!
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Youre going down now TBP.
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Hey Gagan, ever heard the phrase Do not swing
above knees.?
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Whoa!!! That wasnt pretty. Ill go call the
paramedics.
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Allright!
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Hisss..
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Well James youre playing for Tau Beta Pi AND
wearing a Stanfurd shirt so I aint cutting you
any slack.
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Yeah! TBP didnt score a single point!
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. o O ( and HKN did? ) O o .
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The winners. Really.
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A star broomball player enjoys a champions
dinner at Dennys
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Random Afternoons
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and this is the only photo I got on that one
gloomy Saturday known as Cal Day. -James
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Youve never seen me very upset.
Laser Tag
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Dance Dance Revolution
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E-Week
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Burger, chips, and drink for just five bucks!
And if you want just a burger, its also five
bucks. Very convenient!
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Night-time Fun Activities
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This is fun watching you guys attempt to get
that equipment working.
Movie Night
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Dont get too scared, Ankur. The movie hasnt
even started yet.
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I dunno how you guys voted Starship Troopers over
Star Wars, but thats why I ditched. -James
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Yeah, lets just flirt at the boundary all
night.
Capture the Flag
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. o O ( Guarding prisoners is pretty boring ) O o
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. o O ( Being a prisoner is pretty boring ) O o .
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Your silly laser wont work against me
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Where are we?
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Actually, Im Carl Wang, hardcore Soda Hall
master.
And Im too cool for HKN!
Capture the Flag secret agent in disguise, or
innocent citizen?
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Faculty Mixer
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So, where are the faculty?
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Yeah, I like potatoes. You wanna make something
of it???
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I really dont get why this flavor is called
Berkeleys Best.
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Yeah! Some faculty have finally arrived.
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Hey Brian! Take your attention off your food for
a moment and please talk to me!
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Id like to go over there and talk to Professor
Papadimitriou but Im shy and what if he doesnt
like me?
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Eggster
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If getting into HKN has made you egotistical
enough, you too can fill out one of these Why I
Like Myself forms.
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But the two vectors are orthogonal and
therefore
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Geez, what is tutoring as an officer going to be
like?
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Dude, everybody wimped out on the EJC
mini-olympics in the morning. I get the gold
medal in frisbee by default.
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EJC Semiformal
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Yes, once again
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Some random guy with his date.
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Go Judy! Go Rishi!
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Im glad everybody wants to dance with me
despite my vulgarity.
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Credits
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Directed, filmed, and edited by James Donald
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Starring the lovely Alumni Candidates Members
Officers (including the nine-fingered man
Lorentz)




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Featuring music by Alphaville Daft
Punk Backstreet Boys (2x) Aqua Grease Mulan B
loodhound Gang Britney Spears Batman
Beyond Madonna Savage Garden Bee
Gees NSync
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Bridge Committee Henry Hsieh Alan Shieh Posu
Yan
Additional expert photography Jason Hu Joe
Jamp Tom Caradonna And probably some other
people
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Big Thanks to Nick Zamora for edits and
captions
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Produced by James Donald HKN, 2000