Galveston Hash House Harriers 17th Running

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GalvestonHash House Harriers17th Running

• HASH TRASH
• Provided to you by
• Just Crystal

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GH3 17th Running

• September 28th, 2002
• Saturday _at_ 330 PM
• Arcola, Texas

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Arcola, TX
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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Hare(s)?
• Pound Puppy
• Roll Model
• Stinky as Shit (Muffin)?
• ??? (Dog)?

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Hounds
• Puppy Prick
• Pimp Doggie Dawg
• Just Crystal
• Who the Fuck are You

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Chalk Talk

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• Hash Trash
• It was the season of Light, it was the season of
  Darkness,
  
• it was the spring of hope, it was the winter of
  despair,
  
• we had everything before us, we had nothing
  before us.
  
• - Dickens

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• Hash Trash
• It was a wonderful fall day in late September
  as I arrived
  
• 19 miles outside of Galveston County for the 17th
  running
  
• of the Galveston Hash House Harriers. I arrived
  to find
  
• WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU, meandering around with the
  
  
• hares POUND PUPPY and ROLL MODEL. Pound puppy
  was
  
• quite restless and had apparently already gone
  over chalk
  
• talk several times with WTFAY. Once we
  ascertained that
  
• we were the pack I asked pound puppy which way
  trail
  
• went. His replythere is the check you find
  trail.
  

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Trash
• Ok so off we go into the beautiful woods as
  WTFAY and I
  
• mentioned the hares sounded like the guys from
• deliverance. We quickly found trail and our next
  check.
  
• 20 feet later we find another check (Hmmmnnnn no
  trail
  
• between checks) then off wego on trail to another
  check
  
• about 30 feet away. OK this is a LOT of checks.
  
  
• Then one false, two false, three false Huh???

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Trash
• Then as sweet as lilac butter I hear CRYSTAL
  yell Are you?
  
• The sounds of PIMP DOGGIE DAWG ring out as well.
  
  
• Whew, reinforcements have arrived. We all
  continue to
  
• search for true trail as PDD heads across the
  ditch just as
  
• Pound Puppy arrives with beer in hand in an
  attempt to
  
• guide us in the Right direction. We tell him
  to fuck off,
  
• but he continues to point out that we are not on
  trail.
  
• IN our search for trail Pound Puppy mentions that
  checks
  
• and back checks are both represented by an X,
  HUH??

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Trash
• Soon we realized trail is fucked but with
  perseverance and
  
• misdirection from the hare, we find trail off
  into the woods.
  
• One mark, two marks, no trail so we continue to
  range,
  
• and range and range, in fact we went about 2
  miles
  
• ranging before we headed back towards the start.
  After
  
• seeing the hare walk down the road we headed down
  the
  
• same road about a mile to find a Beer check.
  WTFAY had
  
• already given up and drove to the BC.

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash Trash
• Pimp Doggie Dawg decided to continue running
  trail as
  
• Crystal and I walked to the end (which was near
  the start).
  
• In the end we all got what we wanted, Beer and
  good
  
• shiggy. But trail we had none.

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• Hash On On
• At the circle, the hares were chastised for
  laying a trail
  
• with more checks than hash marks, and no trail
  between
  
• checks and back checks that looked like checks.
  And since
  
• each hare described trail as going in two
  different
  
• directions, we never did find out where the trail
  actually
  
• went. We named roll models dog Muffin stinky
  as shit
  
• because of the nasty smelling mud it rolled in.
  
  

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GH3 17 Arcola, Texas

• Hash On On
• Accusations were made of Who the fuck are You
  for not
  
• only auto hashing to the beer check, but for
  doing it in a
  
• Porshe. Crystal was accused of ASSUMING the
  position
  
• (uh huh, I said assuming the POSITION) of Hash
  Secretary
  
• (Speaking of Secretary, there is a cute movie
  titled
  
• Secretary now showing at Landmark River Oaks).
  
  
• Pimp Doggie Dawg had to rush off to work so the
  circle
  
• ended and we all lived happily ever after. The
  End.
  
• Puppy Prick -)?

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• Hash Trail Vote

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• Hash
• Religious
• Advisor
• Puppy Prick

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• Hash Accusations
• Hares having more flour in their vehicle than on
  the trail
  
• Hares leaving map on trail
• Just Crystal assuming role of mismanagement
  without due process
  
• Who the Fuck are You semi-auto wanking in a
  Porsche
  
• Roll Model for Whining

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• Hash Songs
• Traditional Down Down Song
• Happy Birthday, Fuck You

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• Hash Birthday(s)?
• Just Crystal
• September 4th

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• Hash On On On
• ?

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