Karenisms

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Karen-isms

• A Primer

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What is aKaren-ism?
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Words
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Words

• No Worries
• Her pronunciation
• What was with that Canadian twang?
• Process
• About
• iLOOKabout
• E-mail vs e-mail

• NP
• Doh!
• Her use of Emoticons
• ?
• ?
• P
• Ack!

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Food
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Food

• Unique choices
• Diet Ginger Ale
• That disgusting flavored water
• Adkins-approved breakfasts
• Sushi lunches
• Big Gorgonzola Burgers
• Dinners at Oceanaire

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Transportation
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Transportation

• Her love of Road Trips
• Biker Babe
• In flip-flops!
• Big Green

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More Transportation

• Summer 2004
• The Boating Extravaganza
• Millennium Falcon vs. DotCalm
• Loosey Madeline in their lifejackets
• Loosey terrified of Johns driving
• Laughs smiles
• Good friends fun!

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Lifestyle
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Lifestyle

• Her fondness of mornings
• NOT!
• Her curious fascination with SpongeBob
• Always up for a competitive game of Ms. Pac-Man

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More Lifestyle

• Her special talent of reciting memorable movie
  quotes

• As you wish
• You keep using that word. I do not think it means
  what you think it means
• Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my
  father prepare to die
• R.O.U.S.'s
• You mean you wish to surrender to me? Very well,
  I accept.
• Have fun stormin' da castle.

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More Lifestyle

• If you need it fixed right, call Karen
• Snow Cool!!!
• Her appreciation of all things John
• Do Beaker!

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WhereToLive
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WhereToLive

• The Hours
• Is Karen coming in today?
• The Wet Hair
• The Moods
• The Projects
• The Research
• The Training Clips
• The Member Guide
• The Edit Patrol
• The relentless shopping for elusive Sony
  accessories
• The eBay Queen

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More WhereToLive

• Karen-Approved
• Her Back Rest
• Utley, Brian Utley
• Her refusal to accept anything less than
  perfection
• The Culture dog friendly takes on new meaning
• The way only Karen could stand up to and talk to
  Roald

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Animals
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Loosey

• Loosey pug, pug, pug, pug
• Loosey Lou Lugnut Hess
• The fabulous exploding pug
• Bad pug!
• Say Woof
• Bang

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More Loosey

• John, stop feeding Loosey waffles and peanut
  butter!
• Great North American Wingless Cheese Bat
• Loosey's Holloween Costumes

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Gone to the Dogs

• Auntie Karen
• Godmother to Madeline Roz
• Maddie-May

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And the Horses

• Bonnies pregnancy
• Baby Vallejo
• Bringing Vallejo to the office
• Inside!
• Whisper and Nathel

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And Lets Not Forget

• Spot
• The Fish
• Pixel
• The tailless wonder
• Tessa Zieck
• Her love of all animals

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The Woman
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The Woman

• Her determination

• Her willingness to fight for what she believed
  in

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The Woman

• Her Beauty
• Her Nails
• Her Hair

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The Woman

• Her Superhero Name
• The Neutron-Powered
• Butt-Kicker!!!

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The Woman

• The Infamous Look

Id like to mutilate the first person that walks
into the room
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Special Memories
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Special Memories

• Her Vibrancy
• Her Strength
• Her Friendship
• Her Laugh
• Her Conviction
• Her Natural Beauty

• Her Sex Appeal
• Her Attitude
• Her Modesty
• Her Gusto for Life
• Her Generosity
• Her Love for John

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Karen,We will miss you always
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