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A collection of aphorisms and cartoons that address almost all issues people are annoyed with, no matter whether they are low ranked clerks and workers or CEOs, prime ministers and kings. If you have any dilemma once you finish reading the e-book CLOSE YOUR EYES THE FUTURE HAS JUST BEGUN, and it will disappear. You will know the origin of the global crisis and how important the bootlicking force really is, whether it is worth to trade your soul for money, as well as what disadvantages of broadband Internet in Ancient Greece were. – PowerPoint PPT presentation

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Title: Close Your Eyes The Future Has Just Begun


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If the Internet had been in ancient Greece,
then Plato would have been a blogger. We dont
mind braindrain. Frankly, we dont even need
brains.
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Aphorism is a piece of wisdom that we desperately
do not need at all. Aphorism is like a pill
unpleasantly bitter at first with a positive
effect later.
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When life is a lottery, poverty is a dominant
destiny. If he had not started writing
petitions, he would never have discovered his
talent for writing.
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The truth is revoked again by superior
goals. Once upon a time there were West, East,
North and South. Today, there is only the West
and the rest.
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Upon arrest, the writer figured out the point
of the proverb silence is golden. A writer
is still at large. Police cannot understand what
his metaphors stand for.
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How do I find a doormat for cleaning sullied
honor? History is written in blood. Only
signatures are in ink.
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Negotiations are a matter of democracy
therefore, humans must talk to devils. History
is made by the lives of ordinary people and
signatures of selected ones.
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If the devil wins the next election, travel to
the Hell will be visa free. Ordinary people
still dont know how important they are to
leaders.
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The issue of occupation or liberation usually
depends on the point of view. Globalism is
the worldwide revenge of capitalists.
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Serious problems will occur at the point when
riot police become class aware. No
problemGovernment supplies of tear gas are
enough to make the whole nation cry.
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The lack of heating gas doesnt annoy the
Governmentthere is enough tear gas. Angels
fight devils, due to collecting tolls on the
highway to the Hell.
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Visas for Hell are availablehurry
up. Visas for Hell are free of charge.
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It seems the devil issues visas for both
Heaven and Hell. People like to live united,
no matter whether it is the Soviet or European
Union.
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As oil prices get closer to the maximum, human
lives prices get closer to the minimum. It
doesnt necessarily mean if one saves his life,
that he saves his soul too.
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The State definition of a baby a newborn
taxpayer. Politicians do not fight for higher
birthrates, but for new taxpayers.
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COMPLETE E-BOOK OF APHORISMS AND CARTOONS
CLOSE YOUR EYES THE FUTURE HAS JUST
BEGUN WRITTEN BY ALEKSANDAR KRZAVAC
DOWNLOADABLE FROM AMAZON, BARNES NOBLE,
ITUNES AND LULU www.amazon.com/dp/B00696J51O www
.barnesandnoble.com/s/krzavac-aleksandar www.lulu
.com/product/ebook/close-your-eyes-the-future-has-
just-begun/18668032 itunes.apple.com/us/book/clos
e-your-eyes-future-has/id480763391
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