In the Last 10 Minutes

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IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES
This is what happens when I cant think of
anything to write on my blog
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Recently Ive seen a lot of self-indulgent slide
decks wittering on about What I did in the
last 10 years, blah, blah....
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You know the kind of stuff
10 years ago, I moved from Moose-Butt ...
to Bilgewater ...
and got a job in the slaughterhouse
Things were goinggreat until I met ...
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Mongo the Pig Who Wouldnt die!!
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Like, Who Cares???
So I wanted to narrow the focus a bit and I came
up with ...
In the last 10 minutes ...
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In the last 10 minutes ...
I lost approximately one hair off my head
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In the last 10 minutes ...
I lost approximately 3.15 million skin cells
I swear Im looking thinner!
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In the last 10 minutes ...
I thought approximately 49, individual and
distinct thoughts
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... and only 0.013 of them was about sex
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... but, now Ive just thought about it again so,
its 1.013, now
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And now, its 2.013 Damnit! Lets move on
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In the last 10 minutes ...
I breathed out 15 times but I only breathed in
14 times lets see how long I can keep that up?
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Hmmm, not long
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In the last 10 minutes ...
My heart beat about 600 times
(except when I was thinking about sex ... then it
was a bit quicker. And now thats 3.013 times and
800 heartbeats - aaaarrrggghh!!)
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... and when I was thinking about boring things
my heart pumped 50 litres of blood round my
body Which is weird as I only have about 5 and a
half litres Wheres the rest come from?
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In the last 10 minutes ...
I drank half a cup of coffee ...
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... ate one doughnut ...
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... generated 0.77 grams of poop ...
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... and created this pointless deck of slides
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and Im still thinking about sex - Dammit!
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References Hair - http//answers.yahoo.com/questio
n/index?qid20060923175810AAj1SSA Skin -
http//wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_skin_cells_do_y
ou_lose_each_day Thoughts - http//www.loni.ucla.e
du/About_Loni/education/brain_trivia.shtml Sex -
http//thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/15/how-many-
times-a-day-do-you-think-about-sex/ Breathe -
http//answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid200803
16230101AAg2iBx Heart - http//answers.yahoo.com/q
uestion/index?qid20071118032433AAdpaX7 Blood -
http//www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?art
iclekey21474 Poop - http//www.oasisdesign.net/wa
stewater/sewer/beach.htm