Signs across the USA *****************************

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Signs across the USA

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DUH!!!
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Hmmm...  sounds like a Stephen King novel.
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Run, Bullwinkle, run!!!
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80 guaranteed
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This town is trying to reduce its local population
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Make your choice and start your engines
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Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving
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Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?
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I believe I'll just keep shopping atKroger
Supermarkets!
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Maybe the sign should have read ?Pass With Care
- Right Side Up?.
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Perfect road for a getaway.    (What does this
mean anyway?!)
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Besides, they aren't in season right now!
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Sure hope everyone brought along an empty coffee
can or a mason jar.
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They actually have to put a sign up to keep
people from doing this?
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Tattoos done while you wait?   So does that mean
you can't leave a body part and go shopping while
your tattoo is being done?
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Why not?
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I wonder how long they'd remain your best
friend?
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Who says you can't be in two places at once?
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Oh, my.
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Now, as you drive down the highways and byways,
enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come
across a two-story outhouse - use the upper one.