Limericks

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Limericks
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• There once was a guy named Kevin
• And one day he visited heaven
• He had a lot of fun
• But when the day was done
• He took a trip to the Seven-Eleven.
• By Ryan B. 3C

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• There once was a cat
• Who lost his yellow hat
• And he was very sad
• Then he was very, very mad
• And laid on a mat
• By Zachery 3C

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• There once was a boy with stinky feet
• He always liked to eat meat
• He played outside in the cold
• He was really bold
• But he was not very neat.
• By Stephanie 3C

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• There once was a leprechaun named John
• Who lived with his friend named Sean
• They carried a four leaf clover
• Until St. Patricks Day was over.
• To see a leprechaun, be up at dawn
• By Marissa 3C

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• There once was a girl from Paris
• She spent most of her time on the terrace
• She leaned over to see the Eiffel Tower
• And noticed a pretty pink flower
• In the yard of her friend Marris.
• By Jessica 3C

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• There once was a kitten
• who lived in a mitten
• She grew into a cat
• and moved into a hat
• and now this Limerick is written!
• By Samantha 3C

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• On Sunday my mother bakes bread
• The smell wakes me while sleeping in bed
• I run down the stairs
• and sit in my chair
• In hope that I will soon be fed.
• By Adam 3C

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• There once was a guy named Jay.
• He loved taking walks by the bay
• He had a horse
• That he rode of course
• and he kept busy feeding it hay.
• by Jerrad 3c

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• There once was a tiny leprechaun
• His name was wee Don
• Born in a place far away
• He had a blue jay
• Together they lived out on the lawn.
• By Jenna 3C

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• There once was a young boy named Tony
• Who wanted to have his own pony
• His parents said, No,
• We dont have the dough.
• So all Tony got was baloney.
• By Gabi 3C

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• There once was a big pig
• who liked to do a silly jig
• He was good at chess
• He liked to rest
• And he looked funny in a wig.
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• Mallory 3C

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• There once was a pitcher I knew
• who always fell when he threw.
• The reason you see
• is because he,
• never tied his shoe.
• By
• Troy 3C

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• There once was a man who had mice
• Who liked to play with dice
• Til one day he found a cat,
• He put it in a hat,
• And it was filled with lice!
• By Ryan G.

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• There once was a cat from Mars
• who loved to hide in cars
• he sings a song
• and plays ping-pong
• but never bothers with candy bars
• By Rachel 3c

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• There once was a man from Japan
• Who had a big fan
• but one day it broke
• And went up in smoke
• So he traded his car for a van
• By Bill

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• There once was a leprechaun who was insane
• He almost fell down the drain
• while fiddling with a cat
• that was very, very fat
• It seemed like he had no brain
• by Audrey 3C

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• There once was a dog named Misty
• Who liked to jump up and kiss me
• She was my best friend
• True love without end
• and that will go down in history!
• By Morgan

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• There once was a boy from our club
• Who always sat in the tub,
• He liked being wet,
• and so did his pet
• So they really liked to scrub.
• By Joey

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• There once was a silly old cat
• Who wore a silly old hat,
• He went in the rain,
• The hat went down the drain
• And that was the end of that!
• By Kirsten

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• There once was a man that was tall
• One day he visited City Hall
• He never came back
• He said his name was Jack
• Maybe he went shopping at the mall!
• By Kevin

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• There once was a cat at the vet
• Who was somebodys special pet,
• He cried at the door
• And went on the floor
• Now the floor is all wet!
• By Callie

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• There once was a man from Mars,
• Who rode every day on a star,
• He went to the moon
• And visited Earth every noon
• Until he was tired of going too far!
• By Bryan

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• There was a silly man,
• Who once ate a fan,
• He screamed OUCH!
• And sat on his couch,
• And never could play in his band!
• By Ryan M.

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• There once was a dog from the sky,
• Who loved to eat only pie,
• Then he got very sick,
• And couldnt fetch a stick
• And began to feel quite shy!
• By Rachel

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• There once was a boy named Kevin
• He just turned seven,
• But he kept being bad
• So he received some news that was sad
• And now he is already eleven!
• By Ryan M.