Weird inventions

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Weird inventions
By Craig and Matt
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Indoor Sundial
INDOOR SUNDIALthis device allows you to use a
sundial during any time of the day. An accurate
clock motor makes sure the lamp is kept in
rotation around the dial just like the sun. Good
orientation is accomplished by a free-turning
design on the lamp bracket rotor. This timepiece
combines ancient world charms with old nineteenth
century technology. The indoor sundial uses
regular household current and voltage. Weight800
lbs. a) lamp b) dial platform c) lamp bracket
rotor d) motor e) base
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Snormuffler
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Wedgie-Proof Underwear
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YAK-A-TRON 2000
YAK-A-TRON 2000 Everyone knows someone who yaks a
little more than their share. The act of
yakking can expend a lot of energy. Now, with
the help of many inventors, you can harness this
energy with the YAK-A-Tron 2000. The soft chin
strap is designed to transfer jaw movement to the
generator above. The current goes to the storage
cell mounted behind the generator. Energy stored
is directly proportional to the amount of mouth
movement made by the person wearing the amazing
device. Once it's been charged, the storage cell
can be used to power lights and other household
appliances.a) generatorb) storage cellc)
helmetd) chin stirrup
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Scratch Master
Announced "unsafe" and banned by the Safety
Council for having dangerous moving parts, the
"Scratch Master" never got into the production
line. Its first design, shown here, enabled a
person who was alone to scratch hard-to-reach
places on ones body. Owners could risk injury by
moving backwards up to the invention, positioning
the irritated body part for best relief. Though
dangerous and cumbersome, there were those who
quote it was "The best darn scratcher ever".
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Hypno Glasses
Take advantage of the power of hypnosis! Ever
get passed up at the job for a long overdue
raise? Next time don't whine and cry ...just put
on a pair of "Hypno-Glasses" and have the boss
stare into your eyes. You'll get what you think
you deserve, and then some more. With a little
skill , Hypno-Glasses can change your life.Micro
battery operated motors hidden in the temple
pieces spin the special hypnotic spiral disks.
CAUTION--Do not look into a mirror while using
Hypno-Glasses!