WE GOT TO EAT LESS OLD GRANDPA BRAINS IN FISCAL YEAR 2005

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WE GOT TO EAT LESS OLD GRANDPA BRAINS IN FISCAL
YEAR 2005

• BY Z. DAVID ZOMBIE
• DIRECTOR OF BRAIN ACQUISITIONS

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Brains per Annum

• WE EAT 4 KINDS OF BRAINS.
• LADYS BRAINS
• DUDES BRAINS
• BABY BRAINS
• OLD GRANDPA BRAINS

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WE NEED TO EAT LESS OLD GRANDPA BRAINS

• WHY, YOU ASK?
• BECAUSE LADY AND DUDE BRAINS HAVE MORE MEAT
• OLD GRANDPA BRAINS TASTE LIKE SHIT

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BRAIN EATING ORG CHART
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THE BOTTOM LINE

• IF YOU ARE FAST ENOUGH TO CATCH A REGULAR
  PERSONS BRAINS YOU GOT TO EAT THEM.

• ONLY MONGO ZOMBO IS ALLOWED TO EAT ALL OF THE
  BRAINS

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NOW GO OUT AND EAT SOME BRAINS!
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