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Title: The Truth About Eels


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The Truth About Eels
  • Mike Dickison
  • Duke University

2
Where are Eels Found?
  • Iceland
  • Equatorial Guinea
  • San Marino
  • Unconfirmed reports from other areas

Population entirely eels
3
What do Eels Eat?
  • Twinkies
  • Small crustaceans
  • Daube provençale
  • Mostly Twinkies, though

Majority shareholders in Hostess Inc.
4
People who are Actually Eels
  • Dick Cheney
  • Beck (wears wig)
  • Sammy Sosa
  • How to detect? Only eat twinkies.

5
The Incredible Story of
Eel Reproduction
1.
Female eels travel vast distances to spawn in
the Sargasso Sea.
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The Incredible Story of
Eel Reproduction
2.
Male eels ship sperm via FedEx to Boise, where
it fills Twinkies, airdropped in sea.
7
Amazing Eel Facts
  • Ben Franklin was an eel and thus reluctant to
    sign the Declaration of Independence.
  • Eels can clumsily fly short distances, but not
    when anyone is watching.
  • Strange beeping noises that interrupt cell phone
    calls are eels singing to each other.
  • Eels solved Fermats Last Theorem in 1922, but
    were too shy to tell anyone.
  • Scarcely any eels enjoyed Dances with Wolves.

8
Eels Our Slimy Friends
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