The Story Of FFranicus Kuevera

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The Story Of FFranicus Kuevera

• (as narrated by Michael Miley)

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Presenting Your TCDSU President Elect

• FFranicus Kuevera, 3rd year law student, is YOUR
  TCDSU President Elect.
  
• This is the story of his life, how he came to
  power, how he created one of the single most
  famous dances ever concocted I give you The
  FFranicus

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The Legacy

• FFranicus was born to a loving family,
  unfortunately located in Bettystown Co. Meath.
  
• His love for politics and dancing was evident at
  an early age, when he competed in the Bettytown
  Ho-down Finals in 1984. His dance partner was
  none other then Charlie Haughey.

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The Haughey Years

• Unfortunately for young FFranicus, his dancing
  was not as appreciated by the judges.
  
• Towards his teenage years, FFranicus left
  Bettytown to embark on a national tour of the
  isle, dueting with his close friend Haughey.
  
• This was not a success either.

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His Big Break

• He returned to Bettytown, a broken teenager.
• However, then came FFranicuss big break. He
  rocketed to fame as a radical opposer of the
  Bettytowns teacher riot.
  
• The brave FFranicus took on the evil teachers.
• He spent 3 months in hospital after.

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Big Break Cont.

• He then met John Inderhaug, fellow opposer of the
  protest.
  
• He had never felt the same about anyone like that
  before.

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Their Relationship

• Johnny and FFranicus did everything together.
• They attended boat shows.
• They went to Fianna Fáil Ard Fheiseanna
  together.
  
• Their relationship grew until the day FFranicus
  and John both entered the Maths Olympiad.

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The Maths Olympiad The End of John?

• The two of them went to the Maths Olympiad
  together.
  
• At the start, they were the best offriends, but
  soon the cracks appeared.
  
• The two broke off their relationship, during a
  tense moment in the final.
  
• Johnny forgot his sums, and FFranicus never
  forgave him.
  

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The Eating Contests

• FFranicus, distraught with depression, took to
  over indulging himself with food.
  
• Soon the food ran out.
• He started eating his fingers.

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FFranicuss Entrance to TCD

• FFranicus, finally over Johnny, entered TCD with
  the intention of starting a new love interest.
  
• He was sure Johnny was going to go to Northern
  Ireland.
  
• He was wrong.

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The Early Years

• He quickly took up Archery, Debating, Needlework
  and Fianna Fáil to stop himself thinking about
  Johnny, and it worked.
  
• In second year, he had risen to the position of
  secretary of Fianna Fáil.
  
• Johnny was no-where to be seen.
• FFranicus was everywhere to be seen.
• EVERYWHERE

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A World Quest?

• With his sights set on higher goals, he enlisted
  the FF Crew, and those loyal to their leader
  embarked on an epic quest.
  
• From Berlin to Bettystown Co. Meath, this
  intrepit band of followers cast aside any doubts
  anyone had to their powers.
  
• Each of the Crew had in their possession a ring
  of unimaginable power.
  
• They swore an oath not to use this power unless
  elections loomed.

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The Second Year

• Then came a shock. In second year, FFranicus went
  for the Irish Language Officer of TCDSU, as well
  as captain of the Croquet team.
  
• Johnny was Health Science Convenor and captain of
  the Xtreme Ironing team.
  
• The sexual tension existing in Exec that year was
  beyond belief, but soon FFranicus made it clear
  that he was seeing someone else.

Disclaimer NOT John Inderhaug
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Ed Reilly Enters

• During a routine Croquet tournament, FFranicus
  met Ed Reilly.
  
• Eds hobbies involved fighting against apathy,
  wearing no shirts, eating microphones, podium
  jumping and pretending he was from Galway.
  
• Ed and FFranicus each had a love for dancing,
  especially when near one another, but no-one
  could outmatch The Ballerina from Bettystown.

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The Third Year

• FFranicus decided to run for SU President during
  third year.
  
• However, passions came to a head with Ed when
  they both announced they were running against
  each other.
  
• The only way to decide this contest was with a
  dance-off in the buttery, FFranicus style.

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Enter The FFranicus

• The crowd awaited with baited breath as FFranicus
  took to the stage.
  
• No-one had expected him to pull off what he did.
  Ed The Galwegian Grasshopper Reilly looked on
  in amazement.
  
• FFranicus Feet of Flames Kuevera had changed
  his life forever.
  
• No longer would people laugh when he danced, he
  had created a new dance culture, now renound all
  over the world.
  
• This is the birth of The FFranicus

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After The Dance was born

• FFranicus left the buttery that night with the
  coveted title of Lord of the Dance.
  
• With this under his belt, he was ready to enter
  the Students Union Presidential Elections.
  
• However, first he decided to leave his cherished
  Fianna Fáil following behind him, with Sexy
  Results.

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The End?

• Thus ends the journey of FFranicus Kuevera.
• His parents still wonder where it all went
  wrong