How Hip Hop is being invaded by the Crunk Industry

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How Hip Hop is being invaded by the Crunk Industry

• By Anonymous Yeaaaaaaaah! Anonymous

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Theory

• I believe the hip hop industry is slowly fading
  out of the world and is being replaced by awfully
  loud, and painful Crunk music. This Powerpoint
  presentation will show you different ways of
  believing me because I will threaten you if you
  dont.

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Chapter OneThe Generals Weapon

• Long before Crunk Music was popular, Crunk was
  originated in the Florida Laboratory of Lil Jon.
  After banging many aluminum, titanium, and wooden
  pots, pans, knives, forks, pigs, and guns
  together, he accidentally hit his conveniently
  placed Chemical X jar and spilled onto the
  ensemble of kitchen assets lying on the floor
  they formed a song that warmed the heart of many
  blood hunting thugs.

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Chapter TwoThe Generals Plan

• Lil Jon, harnessing this weapon known as Crunk,
  used a simple plan (not the band) that I used in
  Star Wars Edition Risk. He plans to invade Hip
  Hop, and take it over.Go to the next slide to
  see a diagram of this plan.

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Chapter ThreeUndercover Agents.

• Lil Jon wasnt giving this invasion a full
  frontal assault on Hip Hop. He sent out agents to
  slowly massacre Hip Hops value. Too hort, the
  first ever Crunk artist, made a crunk song in
  2001. It was called Quit Hatin and it repeated
  the chorus Quit Hatin mother fker, quit
  hating x2, God damnit mother fker x2This was
  one great Crunk song, but no one knew one song
  that seemed so harmless can infect the entire
  body of Hip Hop. Bone Crusher, whom can be
  considered the Herpes of the operation, Infected
  the hip hop body by presenting Never Scared.
  Never Scared, of course, was a great song, it was
  very popular, even the whitest of white people
  hummed it on the bus. Bone Crushers well timed
  song incubated Lil Jons Crunk Armada, and now
  Lil Jon was able to strike.

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Chapter FourLil Jons Style of War

• Lil Jon may be the leader of the Crunk Army, the
  General, but he never fights his battles alone.
  He started to become popular with the number one
  played out song in america, Yeah! was made. He
  was the accompiament of four simple phrases.
  Lets Go!, Yeah!, Okay!, and What?! He
  extensively repeated these phrases in the songs
  Yeah, and Damn, and they were both perfect areas
  to incubate Lil Jons eggs of crunkatized evil.

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Chapter FiveHow much has changed?

• A lot has changed. Many Hip Hop artists now have
  become half crunk, and now most of them resolved
  to having short, three to five word choruses.
  Examples of these choruses are songs like
  F.I.L.A. which scream Forever I Love Atlanta.
  One of my personal favorites are What the Fk.
  Hip Hop Artist LL Cool J made a comeback with a
  Crunk song called Headsprung. The song was
  terrible and still is. Other Crunk artists like
  the Ying Yang Twins and Trillville are just so
  black its OK if they do crunk.

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Chapter SixInvading Rock

• Out of all of the next genres to invade, Crunk
  decided to pick Americas top most listened to
  genre. Its majority of Artists are even white!
  The title of this battle between to near-opposite
  genres is called Lets Go by Trick Daddy. Trick
  Daddy used to be a great Hip Hop superstar. Does
  anyone remember Im a Thug? how true to its
  word was that?

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Chapter FiveHe Hasnt Stopped Yet!

• Lil Jons invasion hasnt stopped yet. Make sure
  to watch out for him. The next slides are going
  to be diagrams and pictures of the Hip-Hop Vs.
  Crunk war.
• Thank Yoou For reading this.

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Anti war protesting.
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Leads to Rioting.
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This is the end of my presentation.

• HIP HOP VS. CRUNKLET HIP HOP WIN!!!
• !