The Cedritos Days

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The Cedritos Days

• We Were Such Bastards
• By Sev

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How It All Began

• My first memory of you guys was my
  freshman year, when Joe and Paul had movie
  nights. Back when Andrea was head over heels in
  love with Pasha (even after he left), At that
  time Id only moved into Cedritos for spring
  quarter 1999-2000 year. She always invited me to
  the movie nights. As a matter of fact, I think if
  it had not been for Andrea, I wouldnt have met
  you guys. Back then I thought Dawna and Sheasby
  were a couple (cuz Id seen them sit next to
  eachother at the movie nights), I was intimated
  by Joe, and thought counterstrike was lam. Id
  never fired a firearm, although Id burnt a bunch
  of stuff and mooned lots of people. Who would
  have guessed we would become such good friends?
• It wasnt really till the meet and greet
  BBQ we had sometime in September of 2000 where I
  got to know everyone.. And the rest, as they say
  it is history. Starting with more movie nights,
  and shenangians, we all got to be good friends. I
  know Im leaving a bunch of stuff out, but Im
  anxious to show the pictures! So.. On with it!
  Here they are in somewhat of a chronological
  order. Ive only used select pictures. I have
  literally dozens, if not hundreds more.

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I think it started with lots of conversing in the
hallways(these pics are actually from
mid-November when I got my digital camera)
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And lots of dancing
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I remember we use to always climb up the walls
while we talked in the hallway Yes.. Thats me up
on the ceiling. ?
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Then came Halloween
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Soon after, my party.
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It was at this birthday party where Bake got me
my digicam, which was used to document all our
shenanigans. This, is the first thing my camera
saw out of the box.
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Moments later, Andrea walked into the Kitchen,
discovered I had a new digicam. This was the
second thing my digicam ever saw
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Sorry Andrea!! I couldnt resist ? Dont kill me.
Years went by, but this picture was lost. As a
matter of fact, about 4 years after this photo
was taken, I found it somewhere on my file server
at home and remembered what happened.
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Then there was lots more drinkage, game-age, and
hanging out.
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The girls decided to give me a birthday lapdance.
Of which, a very drunk Gail decided to get busy
with her bad self on my lap. Later on, her
boyfriend Matt, caught word and wanted to kill
me. I love it! I dont remember who else gave me
a lapdance? You like that shit-eating grin?
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Then the potato gun came up. Idaho! (I will omit
the pics of Anetts ass burnt to avoid an ass
kicking)
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HOLY SHIT!!!!! ITs DEREK! Back when he lived
with Toan! Remember when we put this picture on
the heads of our targets from the shooting Range?

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Derek and I shared lots of innocent moments when
Dawna would hang out with us, and Joe would
inadvertently walk by at the WORST SECOND! Even
though 2 seconds earlier and the whole time wed
be hanging out NOTHING HAPPENEDThis pic wasnt
taken in one of those moments, but it reminds me
of them ? Dont worry Scott, this was way before
she knew you.. And it was only a backrub D(This
was actually from later in the year wow I used
to have a non-hairy back)
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This was not an uncommon sight in Cedritos ?I
think one of the first things we did all as a
group was go mini golfing. And Derek and I, went
clubbing and mysteriously came home with golf
clubs. Having golf clubs down your pants makes it
hard to walk
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Joe and Pauls room
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Joe and Pauls WallI think Chris the autistic
guy said it best. Itttt saysss peee on
microsoffftttt hahahahaahaha
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Hi Paul! Sure you didnt! If you see the guy that
did, tell him to stop! ?
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Contrary to popular belief. We collectively had a
baby in Cedritos.
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His name was Ike
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Here he is at birth. He never grew very big
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Kick the baby!
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We all love him so!
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We also cooked in Cedritos. And my what a feast
it was. Paul and I were up till 2 am preparing
it. Hey Paul, do you still remember the recipe? I
think at the time we had the cookout, Ike wasnt
born yet.
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Take a look at that!
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Prior to being CPAC, we did experiment with fire,
but didnt go too crazy. Were doing C for
cedritos.. Not CPAC..yet. Remember when 3v4n
pissed in the bonfire? Literally? Wow that stunk.
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Awwww!
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Sometimes we were loud. For those times, there
was Jean.. Telling us to STFU
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Of course, I retaliated.
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Derek and I created a new Soft drink for the
young hip Generation
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That creation was
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Poon-Tang
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We cant forget Black-ops. Or the great monitor
chuck.Remember the time we broke into the
prototyping lab?Remember how excited we were
when Shez, myself and Paul broke into the roof of
building 9? Derek, those lock picking skills came
in really handy. I remember when we would have
someone hold guard on a lower floor while we
attempted to pick the lock on the roof door. The
view was magnificent from up there.
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Who can forget the street sign collection we made?
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Or our spat with the 3rd floor and their
microwave (Paul that Goatee looks good on you.
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You know. If it wasnt for Housing not giving us
a microwave on 2nd floor. Or the 3rd floor being
pricks about it. None if it would have ever
happened.
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But what were the events that lead up to the
Microwave hiest?
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How could one forget?
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We also procured many signs from the CLA building
that night. Paul, we also hucked a couple of
bottles from the 7th floor of the CLA
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And we broke into PalmitasThrough the busted
kitchen window. And scored something precious.
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No matter where we went. We left our mark.
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So cute! Dawna. Remember? Oh!! You two are
getting married! Congratulations!
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The Shez!
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OAAAATS N HONEY! OAAATS N HONEY.. I mean assss n
titties!
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Actual box top I got from Shaheen
Actual box top I got from Shaheen
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This is the very spot we used to get drunk and
huck bottles into the pond.
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Mischief was our middle name.
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We wanted a bigger dorm. So we decided to put
Cedritos up for sale.
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One time. I was going to class. I turned around
to go back to my room to find Shaheen and Jomana
on my futon.Later on Shaheen jizzed on my futon.
In a chain of events after, Mike kept calling.
Sev was not happy.
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Ben never learned how to park.So we taught him
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They made us stay quiet for 23.5 hours a day. So
we decided to make Cedritos into one GIANT
Speaker the other .5 hours
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We needed our own potato defense system. You
know. To ward off 3rd floor.Engineers and
pyrotechnicians to the rescue!
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When fucked with we didnt back down.
We also made sure to send all mail in question
back to sender.
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Singles awareness day, 2001
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Then came Winter formal
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In all its glory
SCREW JEAN!!!!!
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A start of a wonderful Tradition. Bonfires.
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Alas, the our final days at Cedritos came
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And our days of irresponsibility ended.
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But that didnt change much
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Adams still Adam
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The girls still have a good time (with some new
additions!)
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We still burninate!
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A lot
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And some more
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And more.. BURNINATE!! (ok sorry)
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We still definitely know how to have a good time!