2006 BLONDE CALENDAR

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Miss January Took new scarf back to store
because it was too tight
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Miss February Fired from pharmacy job for
failing to print labels....."duh".....bottles
wont fit in typewriter!!!
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Miss March Got excited.....finished jigsaw
puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!
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Miss April Trapped on escalator for
hours.....power went out !!!
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Miss May Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of
water wont fit into those little packets !!!
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Miss June Tried to go water skiing.....couldnt
find a lake with a slope.
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Miss July Lost breast stroke swimming
competition.....learned later, other swimmers
cheated, they used their arms !!!
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Miss August Got locked out of car in rain
storm.....car swamped, because top was down.
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Miss September The capital of California is
"C".....isnt it ?
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Miss October Hate M Ms.....they are so hard
to peel.
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Miss November Baked turkey for 4 1/2
days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I
weigh 108 !!!
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Miss December Couldnt call 911....."duh".....th
eres no "eleven" button on the phone !!!
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• 2006
• What a year !!!