Pothole Gallery

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WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!
WERE TIRED OF POTHOLES!
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WELCOME TO POTHOLES GALORE
YOU ARE ABOUT TO EMBARK ON A CYBER POTHOLE
TOUR FASTEN YOUR SEATBELT SOME CYBER TURBULENCE
MAY OCCUR
YOU CAN STRADDLE EM, SWERVE TO MISS EM BUT
WHATEVER YOU DO DONT HIT THEM!
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POTHOLE DISCLAIMER WE HATE TO
INTRODUCE POTHOLES TO CYBERSPACE BUT ITS A
SERIOUS PROBLEM THAT NEEDS TO BE ADDRESSED. WE
ARE NOT OUT TO HARM POTHOLES ONLY STOP THEIR
INVASION HABITATION ON THE FARM ROAD.
THE YARD STICK WAS USED TO DEMONSTRATE THE SIZE
OF THE POTHOLES.
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POTHOLE AWARENESS POTHOLES HAVE
CAUSED EXTENSIVE DAMAGE TO OUR CARS SOMETIMES
INJURIES. WERE TIRED OF TRYING TO GET THIS ROAD
FIXED MAINTAINED. THIS PROBLEM HAS BEEN
GOING ON FOR OVER 30 YEARS. IMAGINE THE DAMAGE
TO OUR VEHICLES OVER THAT TIME! AND TO THINK
THAT OUR ANCESTORS ONCE PROVIDED THE TOWN WITH
FREE WELL WATER. ITS TIME THE TOWN FIXES THIS
ROAD FOR GOOD MAINTAINS IT!
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• POTHOLE TRIVIA
• THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A GOOD POTHOLE.
• IF SOMEONE TELLS YOU OTHERWISE, DONT BELIEVE
  IT.
• 2. POTHOLES COME IN ALL SIZES ATTITUDES.
• POTHOLES ARE THE RESULT OF NEGLECT NOT
• ALLOCATING TAXES APPROPRIATELY.

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1st ALARM SMALL BUT STILL PACKS A WALLOP
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2nd ALARM WORKING THE BUDDY SYSTEM CAUSES EXTRA
RATTLES TO VEHICLES
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BIG KAHUNA AHEAD M.O. CRACKING WINDSHIELDS
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BET YOU CANT MISS ONE! BRACE YOURSELF!
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BIG MAMMA! KNOWN FOR TAKING OUT STRUTS
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THEY MULTIPLY RIGHT BEFORE YOUR EYES!
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ALIAS FALSE ALARM REAL NAME CRATER USES
KICK IT UP A NOTCH TECHNIQUE
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DEAD MANS CURB OR CARWASH
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CAN THEY SPARE ANY TAR CHIPS!
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GUESS NOT. A NAKED ROAD! ITS 2002! TIME TO
PAVE THIS BEAST!
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SNEAKY DOUBLE WHAMMY
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GRANDDADDY OF POTHOLES OVER A YARD WIDE
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YOUR BRAIN ON POTHOLES
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JOLLY GREEN GIANTS FOOTPRINT MURDER ON WIRING
RADIOS
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OBSTACLE COURSE QUICK STAGE LEFT
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LOOKS PRETTY BAD DOESNT IT? THIS IS ONLY ¼ MILE
OF THE ROAD. AND WE DIDNT REPEAT ANY
POTHOLES. WE LEFT MANY OUT. THE ROAD STRETCHES 1
MILE BEFORE BETTER PAVEMENT. AFTER WE
INFILTRATE CYBERSPACE WITH POTHOLE AWARENESS,
WERE COMING TO THE THE REAL WORLD TO SPREAD THE
WORD! PLEASE SUPPORT POTHOLE PREVENTION
TAXPAYER AWARENESS.
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WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE IT!
REMEMBER POTHOLES ARE HAZARDOUS TO YOUR HEALTH
VEHICLE. THANKS FOR TAKING OUR POTHOLE TOUR!