ABEL AND HIS NAVEL

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ABEL AND HIS NAVEL

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This is a story about Abel and his navel.
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John and Lydia decided a wild romp in the forest
one night would be super fun. Only they were
naked. And drunk. And Johns snake really was
longer than the hose at the fire station.
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Nine months later, Abel was born. He was always a
little prone to gay sex. Not that there was
anything wrong with that.
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Lil Abeys childhood was all right for awhile,
but then his mother bleached her hair, and
unfortunately, the chemical seeped into her
brain. She was then shipped off to a mental
institution in space.
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After Lydia was institutionalized, John was never
really the same. He decided to shave his head and
become the spokesperson for online undergarments
made just for firemen. He was the model of the
best sellers! Can you say, NO CHAFING HERE!
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Abel fell into a deep depression. He didnt know
what to do.
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The Neverland Ranch was close to Abels house,
and he began to visit his friend whenever he
could.
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It was Michael and Abels first time, and lets
just say that Abels navel hasnt been the same
since.
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THE END