Want to Get Hired? Avoid These Resume Pitfalls

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Top 10 Funniest Things

• JobApplicants Put onTheir Resumes
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Experienced with numerous of?ce machines and can
make great lattes."
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Married, eight children. Prefer frequent travel."
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I am a rabid typist."
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My ruthlessness terrorized the competition and
can sometimes offend."
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REPORT
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Watered, groomed, and fed the family dog for
years."
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My dream job would be a professional ballet dancer
but once I ?gured out I couldnt do that I
settled on Metallurgy."
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I perform my job with effortless ef?ciency,
effectiveness, ef?cacy, and expertise."
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Tasks
accomplished
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I was pushed aside so the Managers girlfriend
could be parachuted into my job."
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I am a pit bull when it comes to analysis."
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I eat computers for breakfast."
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