Funny Adult Jokes

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Funny adult jokes
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Married Lord

• A Lord got married. After the ceremony unmarried
  friends went to a brothel. Unexpectedly they met
  the Lord there.
• - Lord, what are you doing here now that you are
  married and have a beautiful young wife?
• - Well, she was so tired that fell asleep at
  once. I thought it is not worth to wake her up
  for just a few of pounds.

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Good question

• Wife comes back from the doctor and says to her
  husband
• - Honey, I have a sad news - a gynecologist told
  me not have sex for a three weeks...
• Husband
• - And what the dentist said?

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Million

• Man returns home and screams out loudly
• - Honey, pack your things, I've won million
  today!
• Wife comes to the wardrobe and asks
• - What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or
  winter?
• Man
• - All of them and get out of here!

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A gay

• - Have you heard? Professor Mr. Smith from our
  apartment house is a gay!
• - Waw, what a surprise! I have been sleeping with
  him for half of a year, but never knew he was a
  professor...

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A gay
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