Elizabeth Hooper Arrested for Stealing Household Items

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Elizabeth Hooper Arrested for Stealing Household
Items
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• A Newbury Park pediatrician was arrested recently
  for stealing a rocket ship and flying it to the
  moon. Once in space, Hooper reportedly released
  many common household items purchased  from
  Target stores in Thousand Oaks, Woodland Hills
  and Westlake Village California into space. 
   Beth Hooper, a pediatrician practicing in the
  Tarzana area is currently out on bail after the
  initial arrest. 

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• Dr Hooper printed a giant bar code on the side of
  the rocket and once at the moon, used a red
  powder to put the Target Store logo on the moon. 
  The logo was visible through a telescope on a
  clear night.  This just one of hundreds of bar
  code themed crimes committed by Mrs Hooper.
• The Ventura County Sherrifs department is on the
  case.  The lead detective, Stern, who
  night-lights as the lead singer in a Village
  People cover band, was alerted by Target Store
  staff of the barcode space crime.  Sporting a
  ridiculous mustache, this Freddie Mercury
  look-alike is hopeful that Hooper will turn
  herself in along with her Illudium Q-36 Explosive
  Space Modulator used to deface the surface of the
  moon.  Be on the lookout for Elizabeth Hooper and
  her giant target bar code space crimes.