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The Book Of Limericks A collection of over 400
poems
In Brazil was a yellow piranhaWho looked rather
like a banana.Afraid he8217dbe eaten,He fled to
NuneatonAnd married a local iguana.A chatty old
preacher called TrevorGave sermons so wordy and
cleverThat, once he8217dbegun,The ideas would
just comeAnd he8217dgo on forever and
ever...There was an old lady of Rye,With a
terrible look in her eye.No person would
dareTo respond to her stare,Or taste her hot
blueberry pie!There once was a fellow named
DanWho knew about sin, cos, and tan.He talked
rather bigOf his knowledge of trig...He did seem
a clever young man.There was a small poodle
called DwightWho played at the organ all nightAnd
in this shrewd wayHe kept burglars at bay,For
his Bach was much worse that his bite.A couple
who liked a good jokeGave their kid the name
Juniper Oak.When the child grew up,It was heard
to say, 8220Yu,My parents are very strange
folk.8221Ifyou catch a chinchilla in ChileAnd
cut off its beard willy-nilly,You can honestly
sayThat you have just madeA Chilean
chinchilla8217schin chilly.That deep-thinking
chap, Isaac Newton,Had views he was quite
resolute on.His gravity lawSays your head will
be soreIf you sit under trees with ripe fruit
on.This book contains a collection of over 400
limericks. The book begins with an informative
introduction that discusses the structure of the
limerick form of poetry and outlines the
historical origins of limericks. The collection
is then presented in chapters with the following
themes animals, the church, education, food and
drink, mathematics, money, music and the arts,
names, phonetic fun, places, poetry, science, and
miscellaneous topics. The limericks are suitable
for people of
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all ages.
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