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The Dogma of Rufus A Canine Guide to Eating,
Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and
Surviving with Humans
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Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and
Surviving with Humans
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Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering, Scratching, and
Surviving with Humans
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PDF READ ONLINE The Dogma of Rufus A Canine
Guide to Eating, Sleeping, Digging, Slobbering,
Scratching, and Surviving with Humans So,
you8217vebeen ripped out from
your mother8217spaws and taken in by a strange
family of humans that has kids who insist on
flapping your floppy ears and dressing you up
like a ladybug. These new human-folk are trying
to 8220tech8221you things, like sitting or
not ripping apart their fun-looking shoes, and
you might start to think you should try to
8220oby.8221But I know better I8217vebeen
around the block and peed on most parts of it.
Puppies like you need my8212wat, somebody just
walked in with a hamburger. Gotta check this out.
Ok, back now. Anyway, to survive in this world
filled with brown-clad fools delivering packages
and leashes, you need my guide to show you
what8217swhat in this dog-eat-dog world of
ours. Like dog beds your human might try to force
you to sleep in one of these, but with my sly
techniques I can show you how to weasel your way
into their clean, fresh-smelling king-sized bed,
or even stretch yourself out and have it all to
yourself. Those imbeciles might think they are
your owner, but you8217llshow them who really
owns who armed with knowledge on these subjects
- Advanced barking8212ho loud and annoying can
you go? - Cars8212cach your Moby Dick -
Licking8212wht, where, when, and why -
Biting8212as questions later -
Welcoming guests8212tr not to hyperventilate -
And much more! Communicating with humans can be
difficult, as they are not very smart, but they
give you things and throw you balls, so you might
as well try to amuse them.
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