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20 minutes ago - COPY LINK TO DOWNLOAD = flip.ebookmarket.pro/psjun24/B09FC6FGZL | [PDF READ ONLINE] Josh Billings, Hiz Sayings | The mule is haf hoss, and haf Jackass, and then kums tu a full stop, natur diskovering her mistake. Tha weigh more, akordin tu their heft, than enny other kreetur, except a crowbar. Tha kant hear enny quicker, nor further than the hoss, yet their ears are big enuff for snow shoes. You kan trust them with enny one whose life aint worth enny more than the mules. The only wa tu keep them into a paster, is tu turn them into a medder jineing, and let them jump out. Tha are reddy for use, just as soon as they will du tu abuse. Tha haint got enny friends, and will live on huckel berry brush, with an ockasional chanse at Kanada thissels. Tha are a modern invenshun, i dont think the Bible deludes tu them at tall. – PowerPoint PPT presentation

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The mule is haf hoss, and haf Jackass, and then
kums tu a full stop, natur diskovering
her mistake. Tha weigh more, akordin tu their
heft, than enny other kreetur, except a
crowbar. Tha kant hear enny quicker, nor further
than the hoss, yet their ears are big enuff for
snow shoes. You kan trust them with enny one
whose life aint worth enny more than the
mules. The only wa tu keep them into a paster, is
tu turn them into a medder jineing, and let
them jump out. Tha are reddy for use, just as
soon as they will du tu abuse. Tha haint got
enny friends, and will live on huckel berry
brush, with an ockasional chanse at Kanada
thissels. Tha are a modern invenshun, i dont
think the Bible deludes tu them at tall. Tha sel
for more money than enny other domestik animile.
Yu kant tell their age by looking into their
mouth, enny more than you kould a Mexican
cannons. Tha never hav no dissease that a good
club wont heal. If tha ever die tha must kum rite
tu life agin, for i never herd nobody
sa quotdedmule.quotTha are like sum men, very
korrupt at harte ive known them tu be good mules
for 6 months, just tu git a good chanse to kick
sumbody. I never owned one, nor never mean to,
unless there is a United Staits law passed,
requiring it. The only reason why tha are
pashunt, is bekause tha are ashamed ov themselfs.
I have seen eddikated mules in a sirkus. Tha
kould kick, and bite, tremenjis. I would not sa
what I am forced tu sa again the mule, if his
birth want an outrage, and man want tu blame for
it. Enny man who is willing tu drive a mule,
ought to be exempt by law from running for the
legislatur.
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