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Laughter, the Best Medicine Holidays Ho, Ho,
Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons
(Laughter Medicine)
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If ever there was a time of year in which we need
a sense of humor, it8217sthe holidays in
America8212an the latest little book in this
best-selling series is here to help! Brimming
with America8217sfunniest stories, one-liners,
cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-
splitting collection explodes the myth that the
holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-
behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts,
absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests,
and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just
a sampling of the holiday havoc we all
recognize8212an lovenbspnbsp8220Thnksgiving
dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They
are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take
twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.8221nbs
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spnbspnbspnbspnbspLas Christmas morning,
after all the presents were opened,it was clear
that my five-year-old son wasn8217tthrilled
with the ratioof toys to clothes
he8217dreceived. As he trudged slowly up the
stairs,I called out, 8220He, where are you
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spnbspnbsp 8220Tomy room,8221he said,
8220toplay with my new socks.8221nbsp8220Th
one thing women don8217twant to find in their
stockings on Christmas morning is their
husband.8221nbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbspnbsp 82
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Bestselling
Laughter, the Best Medicine Holidays Ho, Ho,
Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons
(Laughter Medicine)
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